Suhari

Reports of problems with the mobile networks. Clearly the next stage in the process - can't be anything else - lining us up for the big switch off. Population in lockdown; mass gathering stopped; communication soon to be switched off. It's time: they're coming. Aliens and lizards I presume. (Nurse...take me back to my room!)

Wonder if coronavirus will affect my house purchase.

Presumably the 'sponsorship' £££ from LD Sports is not included in these results?

Can I be the first to say..... seems we have no $$$$. Not a pot to **** in. Skint. Doubt we'll be breaking our transfer record this summer!

Ordered that last night, with fried rice from Mr Wonderful in Winchester. Was pretty good. (Is that racist btw? I never keep up).

Some of the comments on here today are pure gold. So: who would you prefer to replace Ralph? Big Sam? Pulis? Shame we missed out on Moyes.

Holy ****. I picked the wrong day to quit drinking.

Yep. No question it deserved a red.

Cynical or accident?

"Ritchie you're ****!" comes through the effects microphone.

Awful keeper that McCarthy fella.

Like the picture. Has he signed as their pole dancing instructor?

We were decent, some good stuff played, but moved the ball too slowly at times. Really it was their size and power that were too much for us. Like the home game against them; and the Burnley matches.

A CB and a DM with size and strength please.

We just can't deal with strikers with size and strength. Need a new CB.

Good goal on the break.

Same.I pay for this you know.If you are not careful I'm going to post a picture of me looking ****ed off, holding up my subscription, wearing my sash-shirt, with a confused looking yoof in the background.

Looking stale now. Not sure what the right sub would be though. Not too many options.

El Ghazi. What a ****.

Better or worse than Carillo? (Ignoring price tag).

Always liked Son. But tonight he's been a moany, whiny, and divey ****. That was a dive. ******.

GOOOOOAAAAALLLLAAAA! Terrific finish. World class from Ings. Redders in the build up though. Beyond world class. Brilliant.

Thanks mate!

Any streams? The one I had died....