Suhari

Would give their 'yoof' another reason to hate us. 'cause we're their big local rivals you know.

2XLM?

Eye candy?

Not sure if I'd prefer Bournemouth or West Ham to go down. Both, hopefully.

Bournemouth look very poor. Don't they have some really tough fixtures left too?

Good finish. When was the last time we had a hat trick?

Boom! BLM. Good finish my son.

Really lax start. We're looking asleep.

No.

Just lost in the ePL Invitational quarter final: golden goal in ET vs. James Maddison. Gutted. Obviously. (and Maddison's wallpaper is shocking).

He is. Which is why it's taking so long for things to move forwards.

Reports of problems with the mobile networks. Clearly the next stage in the process - can't be anything else - lining us up for the big switch off. Population in lockdown; mass gathering stopped; communication soon to be switched off. It's time: they're coming. Aliens and lizards I presume. (Nurse...take me back to my room!)

Wonder if coronavirus will affect my house purchase.

Presumably the 'sponsorship' £££ from LD Sports is not included in these results?

Can I be the first to say..... seems we have no $$$$. Not a pot to **** in. Skint. Doubt we'll be breaking our transfer record this summer!

Ordered that last night, with fried rice from Mr Wonderful in Winchester. Was pretty good. (Is that racist btw? I never keep up).

Some of the comments on here today are pure gold. So: who would you prefer to replace Ralph? Big Sam? Pulis? Shame we missed out on Moyes.

Holy ****. I picked the wrong day to quit drinking.

Yep. No question it deserved a red.

Cynical or accident?

"Ritchie you're ****!" comes through the effects microphone.

Awful keeper that McCarthy fella.

Like the picture. Has he signed as their pole dancing instructor?

We were decent, some good stuff played, but moved the ball too slowly at times. Really it was their size and power that were too much for us. Like the home game against them; and the Burnley matches.