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Not on the bench last night. Shall we draw conclusions?

Did Ince just name Alexander Chamberlain as a player?!

Pele would give us an immediate Plan B from the bench; there are a few games this season where a big fella in the box in the last 10 minutes would've helped.

Odds looking better for us if there's only 1 relegation spot left. I reckon we'll be okay.

Mystifying to leave any change so late.

Surely it's time to change it, Ralph?!

JennyPoo for Long please. Theo up front.

I remember Long coming in for an injured Pele in around Christmas time, during the Koeman years. Was excellent then. So fingers crossed!

Bin-dippers may have the greatest fans, and Pompey the bestest. But surely we're the most Christmasy? Santa used to play for us, we're red and white, Le God worn #7, Jesus was our right back and Christmas Marsden was a football genius. Have a good one chaps!

A shame if his supposed poor professionalism is the cause. Didn't he get a new contract no so long ago?

I think you're right. However: at some point Salisu has to be thrown in. Presumably he's nearly there, or he wouldn't be on the bench? Maybe Ralph is waiting for Shrewsbury.

*cough* Transfer window opens soon......

Alex Crook just told me he will soon break a story about a former Saints target joining a yet as unnamed Italian club. RB apparently. I'll keep you posted.

Cupboard under the stairs, masked up, wrapped in tinfoil and waiting for my vaccine opportunity. Hasn't everyone?

Why 9 subs? Have I missed something?

Can't agree He need spaces to run into. With 10 men they'll try to hold on. Redmond and JennyPoo are better at unlocking defences who are sitting deep.

Now that is a very tasty double change up against 10 men.

Nice. Red. Theo very clever in those situations.

They are so there for the taking. Surely we have to force the win.

JennyPoo for Stu would be interesting.

I may regret saying this: but we seem to be in second gear.

We know what happens when one of our opponents is like that though. Need 3 more before half time!

Great goal. Classy finish. Che Adams: take a bow for that assist.

Big Sam is a dinosaur, but I quite like him. Although my view is certainly clouded by the parody Twitter account from a few years ago (Notthebigsam??) - was brilliant. Will be interesting to see if he can keep them up, and I'll bet Charlie will enjoy the hoofball.

Celtic have struggled with his dominant presence? Whilst he's been sat on our bench? Fuck me. That's a massive dominant presence he's got going on. Good man.