Suhari

Relaxing now; feel good; cold beer. We're Premier league. Eyes are still moist though. Being on holiday during the WGS era and expecting a positive result to come up on my text updates. Amazed we won more than we didn't Watching the Watford semi final in a bar in Kuala Lumpur;got ****ed with a bunch of random Malaysian guys Listening to us get relegated whilst treating my mum to afternoon tea and champagne cocktails in London Watching Derby play-off game in a hotel in Phuket; about 4am the power went off and my mate texted me the rest of the action. I may have cried. Listening to the Sheff Utd 3-2 Pearson win in an internet cafe in Bangkok; bruised as **** after a few weeks living at a Muay Thai gym Watching a pre-season friendly against Winchester when the dutch duo came in and thinking we'd be okay Don't remember the drop to L1 - think I blocked it from my memory Doing **** all work throughout the administration Summer - just scanning the internet...Paul Allen's boat....some photocopier salesman, MLT treated like a cock and The Legend Sir Markus Watching the Poopey FA Cup defeat in the Exchange Winchester whilst my wife was being rushed into hospital on the other side of the world Total disbelief at Pardew coming in...then Lambert....Hammond......Fonte. We were the Man City of L1 Total shock at Pardew going......why do you do this to me Saints? Nigel who? And my Scunny supporting mate telling me we'd be in the Prem soon. 'Trust Adkins you lucky bastards - he's a genius' Champagne football and that run of games that kept Huddersfield at bay We've got no pace, we've got no width, the bubble's gonna burst Positivity, togetherness, not too up....not too down. Blue lines Attacking play that makes my head spin Confidence in my team. Pride that makes my eyes water. Being back, doing it the right way: doing it for Markus

Yes. Just yes. Can't think straight. Yes!!!!

Here here! Thanks big guy!

Mixed feelings. Of course I want us to go up, because that means we've been one of the best teams: I want to watch us win, I want to expect we'l win. Will we get that in the Prem, or will we be an Everton? Is it better to be a tiger in the Championship or a pussy in the Prem?

A day I remember well. Took my mum to London for her birthday; was listening on a radio during afternoon tea at The Dorchester. Great service - all the waiters were wanting updates on the scores. Was sipping a champagne cocktail in the Ritz when we went down. Bitter, bitter taste! A memory that reminds me just how lucky we are now.

Saints always entertain. This is no different. Would have taken this at the start of the season. Lovingitbut****tingmyself!

Giving us: Lambo Lee Sharp Hooper As our striking options. DC Barnard Guly Move on. Good enough for the Prem?

So what happened?

They had a game plan, they did well. Look at the stats - were good tonight, but undone by the counters. Good game, if we play like that in the last 3, we're up. Be honest - would you have taken this situation at the start of the league. **** yeah. We're going up. Don't give a **** if we're not champions. We're Saints, and we're Premier League!

Le Fondre = goal poachewr. Didn't some on here say he wouldn't be good enough for us?

Sharp will score the winner

When did Jason Pineapple Roberts get good?

Reading trying to close us down earlier.

Jesus we are a good attacking team. We will score tonght. The floodgates could open.

We will score tonight though. No doubt at all.

Loose pass = goal against.

This game could turn into a classic.

When was Alex Pearce on loan with us?

Already on my second beer; 6 minutes in.

Still playing a game on 2010, so decided not to buy 2012 - being a cheapskate. Went to the Nordoff Robbins charity event last night (sponsored by SI) and was GIVEN a copy of 2012! Which, in my drunken state, I left on the train from Waterloo at about 2:30 this morning. k n o b

+1 on this. Let's tear them a new one. WIFM

Eh?? Don't remember losing!!

Seems the only logical conclusion to me.....

True. Last night I dreamt that I forced a fart out and crapped everywhere. In my dream I woke up to inspect the damage and it was a real post-curry diarhea job. Woke up trying to decide how I would explain it, or hide it from the wife. I take this to mean we will **** all over the dirty fish-****ing bastards.

Just watched an episode of Eastbound and Down; never heard of it before. Awesome.