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****in hell, Chaplow has let himself go in the offseason.

When watching England play football, I always want us to lose.

I demand the news before i finish my G'n'T! (I have a large one).

If he comes in, it feels to me like Gaston would be off. Add a decent, pacey winger to the side, and that is o hell f a summer upgrade.

Isn't that a line from 'Snatch'?

Think I'd like to have a gp with your database. Sounds mental.

Sir, I salute you. A legend. RIP.

Nice. It's Happening.

Top 3 Chelsea Man City Arsenal Bottom 3 Stoke Hull Crystal Palace Saints = 7th

Morgan won't play that far forward.

Presumably when we announce the big money signings of VW, a winger and our £20M striker the signs will change to "It's Happened"?

Well it is a sticky.

So he's mugging us off, looking for a move somewhere else. **** him off and move on to someone else.

Thanks for sharing; appreciate the info.

Earlobe proof, or not real. Though I would accept a recent yacht sighting.

Don't believe it until ther are tits on the thread. It is the Muppet Show FFS.

Ditto. Is exciting these days. As someone posted before: not so long ago we were discussing signing the likes of Jacobson, Murty, Tefler etc.

My money is on a wind up.

Just typed 'Passion Coach' into Google. I suggest we forget Pulis and hire Dr Vena Ramphal.

Let's hope he continued his career in the hotel trade, and is working at the Chilworth. They guy could become an instant legend.

Same guy who tweeted the JRod picture last summer?!

Also give 'Arry the opportunity to walk away with his rep intact, and moan to the media about not being allowed to do things his way.

Any more info on pre-season? As a fitness lover I'd love to know specifics.

Would be great info if you can't give a name Glasgow. What about player out? Name or clues!?

Footie rumours saying Morgan is new captain.