Suhari

Hmmm. Huge experience in the game, and certainly a big name. Showed leadership, loyalty and character during the silliness at Derby. I don't particularly like the guy and have no idea if he is (tactically and from a man-management point of view) any good. Probably better than Jones though!

I always was, and remain, a fan of the SR concept.....buy talented, highly rated youngsters, give them game time, sell at a big profit, rinse and repeat. Couple this with high-press, attacking footbal and we have a clear identity, which aligns to the best of our recent times. And credit to them: they have a few £££ and haven't been afraid to spend it. But their implementation of this has been utter dogshit. Woeful. Complete clusterfuck at every level. We need more than just kids: we need some experience around them; we need an experienced manager buying into 'the project' and we need less 'trying-to-be-clever-spreadsheet-bollocks.' Hoping we see a big clear out and refresh this summer, and quickly. I am quite excited to see what will develop; next season could be lots of fun.

Pretty sure Ostlund is long retired. That said, he'd still be a better option than AMN.

And Neil Shipperley is out on license*, so let's have him show us what he's got. (*Not true I know, but it worked for the gag).

Will be interesting to see where he ends up. Turkey maybe? Surely not another Prem team.

Could it be? Is he back? Something comfortably familiar about this type of question.

The Gary Glitter approach.

NURSE! Another one has got out of his room. Bring the restraints. And valium. Lots of lovely valium.

Go easy. I like onions. Particularly red ones.

At least the pub is open.

FAO Eric Black. Please accept my apologies: it was Selles all the time.

He was a spent force and it was right for him to leave. That said, I do think we'd be doing much better than we are now, had we kept him.

#gamechanging

Points lost from winning positions is something we're good at.

And that's 3-1

That'll teach him to score.

Perraud injured? Is that going to be 3CBs, with Djenepo at LWB. Or 2CBs with Lyanco at RB?

Just knowing that we get to play against top EPL teams is what gives me the greatest pleasure. Warm and fuzzy: just like Semmens told us to be.

Seeing us win more games, score more and dominate teams. I hope. Seeing some of the youngsters come through and get game time. I hope. Seeing Alcarez and Sully run games for us. I REALLY hope.

Who cares. Just need to CTRL+ALT+DEL the club. Reinstall and start again next season.

The quality of broadcasting has definitely declined since Sir Trevor.

Signing a striker in the summer may have helped. Not the only issue, granted, but it we'd have scored a few more, who knows.....

Ohh. Did a thing just happen?

Will Selles use his press conference to talk about how we are growing and developing, and getting back to our football identity?

Isn't he great in training though? Apparently the board think so.