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Sent off Against Arse - Don't care Miss against WBA (sure Rooney missed one as bad once) - Don't care Journeyman (3 clubs in about 10 years, journeyman? Really?:-s) - Don't care Plays with more desire and passion than most of our garbage last year - Do care Better than many than we've got at the mo (Bare in mind Pulis has been a regular thus far in pre season) - Do care. Looking at our current midfield options, I'd really only pick Gillett ahead of him right now.

I thought the military took care of funerals for the servicemen lost in Iraq. Anyway, why the fook would 100 terrorists want to blow up Campbelltown?

With our current squad, we could have Mourinho in charge and still go down with the -10. As it stands, I have faith Pardew will bring in a few decent players in this League and we will end up with mid-table security. Patience is the key here. As long as we're no heading towards League 2, I'm prepared to write off this season and build a squad geared towards next year. A playoff spot would be nice, but highly improbable IMO.

Matt's got bigger tits though. I'd have no one as DoF. Pointless possition and just a fancy job title for, "man who p*sses off manager by interfering with transfer policy until he eventually just leaves."

I've been distinctly underwhelmed by Heikki and Nakajima this season too if I'm honnest. And Rubinho if I'm honnest, but I think Senna will replace him next season anyway.

Tried to sign Skacel when he was at Charlton. Nah, just kidding.

Quite why your son likes my postcode so much, I'm not sure.

Main Bored is for discussing Saints. Discussing posters is off topic. HTH

Hardly inspiring, but then neither was Pearson. Overall a good appointment if true. Rather him than many Tony Adams, Peter Reid, Alan Shearer or anyone from Holland. Welcome Alan.

I think our logo should be: HCDAJFU! With the arrow pointing at the player and a bit more 'arty' than that.

Just seen terrapins in a shop, roughly the size of the palm of my hand. Three questions: 1) What do they eat? 2) How often do they need to be fed? 3) How big will they grow? I've seen specimens in the wild the size of a small cat, are they a different variety?

I've got a Red Bull flag signed by him. Trouble is the signature is in black, so you can hardly see it on the navy background. Probably a good thing.

That's dangerously close to making sense. Are you feeling alright?

When she died I was singing, "There's only one Grim Reaper!" Too soon?

Is this the new name for AFC Southampton? :-s On a serious note though, excellent suggestion, FC

That would be a fairly accurate assumption yes. For the record, I would but I'm working up North of the border over the week end, so can't.

It's been drizzling here on and off this morning. Stopped now.

You have your daughter delivered by mail? :-s

TTIWWP!!!! MB quit slacking. I think the 'going on Big Brother' was the bit I found most disappointing.

A Log Flume

If the poll tops £1000, assuming a few muppets vote for £50+ just to waste everyones time, then I reckon we've got a starter.

Yes £10 Pulis And by Pulis I mean Rasiak.

We'll save a fortune in repairs to the Dome at Staplewood and medical costs for that poor old dear in the Chapel. With Dyer gone aswell, it's going to be getting a bit boring sat ehind the goals next season.

I'd take her (in every sense of the word) ahead of Adams any day of the week if I'm honnest.

He can't kick the ball He can't kick the baaaaaaaaaa-all Anthony Pulis He can't kick the ball