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I've never killed anyone with a knife, I've tried many times, but I just don't get it quick enough.

No, it would be desperate and foolish. Perry is, IMO, getting towards the end of his shelf life and his fantastic reading of the game doesn't always compensate for his lack of pace and height. We need four decent CBs who CDAJFU next season. I really do not want a repeat of summer 2007. "We've got Lundekvam, Powell, Makin and Bennett, we'll be fine" For me it's Thomas, Jaidi and two others. If Thomas leaves... three others.

I'd hope not, that leaves us looking very short of options in central defence next season. Perry - Ancient, probably gone. Jaidi - Heading that way Fonte - Fair enough Lancashire - er... If anything, I'd prefer to see Perry gone, simply because he doesn't have a future here. I'd be very surprised if he gets a new contract in the summer.

I usually get my arse handed to me on a bed of lettuce with a side order of mushrooms on Favela

£1.5m is one heck of a lot of money for a CB, even for a CCC team. Hope we don't end up spending that much, would be a bit 'Wayne Thomas' if true.

Weather for Southampton Airport this evening: 1500 - 1800: 6000m visibility in light snow. 1800 - 2300: 2000m visibility in heavy snow.

We could build a few more defenders, maybe even have a couple on the posts when defending corners. Remember last year's 'Snow Skacel'?

I didn't and confirm it was shyte.

Okay, "anti-climax" then. I just meant it would be a let down to everyone expecting Ward/Barnard/Adu/Beckford/Robinho etc. Makes sense though. We can probably get him on a free come the end of the season. Maybe have to pay a couple of hundred thousand development fee IF Reading offer him a new contract.

Am I the only one who would actually be pleased to see Antonio sign? He's 19 FFS, and he's got something you cannot teach. Blistering pace. We all slagged Dyer off for running into blind alleys and moments of poor ball control, 3 years later he's a regular in the League above us. I'd rather have another RM as a first choice started, but MA is one for the future and a great option off the bench. Yes it would be a let down if this is the signing, but there will be others this window.

Air Asia X have pretty cheap flights to Kuala Lumpur around this time of year. Can't speak for Malaysia myself, never been there. Just a thought.

I'm hauling ass in HQ Pro.

Karsten Janker's transfer been ratified yet Stevo?

One Mick McCarthy There's only one Mick McCarthy We've got prawn sandwiches We've got prawn sandwiches We've got prawn sandwiches We've got prawn sandwiches No World Wars and no world cups. etc.

Latvia is in the EU and there is no need for a work permit.

You should volunteer your services to the club mate. I'm sure a friendly email here and there with info on the latest young tallent would be warmly welcomed.

I think this goes down as a 'HCDAJFU' at best.

Again, you are exagerating the idea of driving to the speed limits to make it seem ridiculous. Personally I'd like to drive at 30 in a 30, 40 in a 40, 60 on a 60 and 70-80 on a motorway, weather permitting of course. It's not dangerous at all. I do however worry about people who "do not feel safe" driving about 40mph. IMO if your eyesight, reactions, knowledge and confidence of driving is that bad, you shouldn't be on the road. I saw passing over a mini round-about the other day. Coming the other way was an old woman, who was stopped at the round about giving way to traffic on her LEFT, when there was nobody coming from her right. She blatantly didn't have a clue what was going on. That IMO is a far more dangerous driver than me doing 60mph on an A road.

There is also: SCDAJFM - She could do a job for me XXCDAJFPFC - [XX rich arab] could do a job for Pompey FC and the tragically underused: GBTTFFS! - Get behind the team for fook sake! We've even had: GBHCDAJFUFFS! etc.

Excessive speed can cause an accident, however you cannot just blame speed itself. A wide open, dead straight, 500 mile, empty, 6 lane highway through a desert in Utah... you could easily do 120mph without being dangerous. Similarly an icy, snow covered, inner city road, going past a primary school at rush hour with lots of parked cars... 10mph could be dangerous. Anyway, you're trying to justify people driving more than 20mph below the speed limits by talking about boy racers, speeding, overtaking etc. That's not an excuse. I like to drive pretty much on the speed limit, give or take 5mph, and its perfectly safe. I slow down for bends, parked cars, schools etc. This isn't about some macho show of manliness. It's about being stuck behind an irritatingly slow car. Being held up an extra 5 minutes going too and from work is annoying. However getting to my parents house involves driving down a single-carriageway road for an hour. It's a tedious journey at the best of times, but being stuck behind one of these brain-dead idiots would add half an hour to my journey.

Hang on, I'll merge these...

Please keep any HCDAJFU and rumours to this thread, unless there is some credible* Ketchup linking then to Saints. *606, Pompeyonline, wikipedia and TUI are not credible sources. Confirmed Players In None Confirmed Players Out Neal Trotman - PNE - Loan expired

I'll probably get slaughtered for saying this, but I actually don't mind Leeds so much. Having not seen them in the '70s I haven't developed the same hatred which some of our older fans have aquired. It was funny seeing them go down twice in a Saints-like spiral of self induced debt and stupidity. However, their crowds are similar to that of an average Premier League side. I'd rather see them in the Prem than a micky-mouse club like Wigan, Blackburn or Pompey.

I'll be around this evening.