SuperMikey

Hugely overrated but still watchable and very funny at times.

Bournemouth at home please! Beat them 3 times at St Mary's in one season

Agree. Scotland is a much nicer place than England imo. It's colder, but it's far less built up and more laid-back. Will definitely retire up there.

Not if you're up in Horton Heath.

But there's fireworks at night..

Why go out during the day when I could be inside w4nking?

Anyone else go to the fireworks at Mayflower Park? Thought they were excellent, the last few were magnificent! It was like daylight!

He's the best striker at the club when fit, no doubt. But he'll probably be back in the treatment room soon.

Lallana probably. Has more about him that catches the eye, and his creativity is priceless. Surman was good, but a little bit lightweight for a CM and not quick enough for a LM.

GET THE F*CK IN! My nerves are completely shattered. Was standing outside my room with the Solent commentary on talking to my flatmate when Connolly scored. I think she's gone deaf now. Sounds like Lallana was quality all game as well, what a player!

8 minutes now Laurence, to make some sort of an impact. FFS Saints.

Merrington - "I don't think Nigel will be too happy with this performance so far" Really, Dave? Shrewsbury header tipped over the bar by Kelvin, seems like they're pressing for a goal before half time...

Solent wondering whether a Shrewsbury header went over the line or not....crikey.

Sounds like Lallana and Chamberlain are causing their full-backs real problems today. Hopefully we can capitalise on that in the second half, don't think anything will happen in this half.

Guly comes very close from........A CORNER!?

I refreshed it about 10 or 12 times. Somebody really needs to sort this out, every week there seems to be a problem.

I can't log-in, the screen just goes dark whenever I click on anything on the SaintsPlayer page. Ferking annoying, and i'm not even paying for it!

This is the first home game i've missed since mid-September. This is probably a bad omen considering our recent home form. 9-1 to Shrewsbury!

Puncheon is absolutely pony on this game, you've obviously done a good job MLG!

I think you mean Danny Graham, Graham Alexander plays for Burnley and is almost a pensioner! I don't think a striker is the priority in the window tbh, extending Guly's loan until the end of the season or buying him should be the first thing we do. Chaplow's loan expires on Dec 31st so that pretty much sets him up to move here on the day the window opens. Then we need to look at players who we need to replace at the end of the season. Jaidi is out of contract and past it unfortunately, so we need a big dominant CB, Seaborne I don't think plays that role in the same way that Jaidi does. CM is also another concern, because we basically have Morgan, Hammond, Chaplow and Wotton at the moment. We need another CM I think who has a bit of steel because i'm not sure that Chaplow is commanding enough in his play, he's very terrier-like and not massively physical in his approach to defending.

I like this kit a lot, I don't feel like a complete chav wearing it out in public unlike past Saints kits. Would like to see a different design next year though, this is a commemorative kit rather than a bold new direction.

Think we'll definitely need to make some quality signings if we want to compete in the NPC in the future. GK - Davis, Bialkowski, New GK (Forecast is not good enough) RB - Butterfield, Richardson (Although replace either of them with a quality RB if one becomes available) LB - Harding, Dickson/New LB (Still not convinced about Dickson) CB - Fonte, New CB, Martin, Seaborne (Jaidi is out of contract at the end of the season and too old) RM - Chamberlain, Puncheon LM - Lallana, Holmes/New LM (Holmes is quite injury prone) CM - Schneiderlin, New CM, Hammond, Chaplow ST - Lambert, Barnard, Guly (if we sign him), New ST

*The Queen's English... well, almost.

Lets hope his dentures don't fall out then