SuperMikey

F*cking awful injury, and it's horrible to think that it could potentially end the career of one of the most promising footballers in the world at the age of 18...

To be fair though, the transfer window closed 26 days ago...

Nicola ought to be happy!

Ouch, that's got to hurt...

Justin

Well, my game's gone a bit t!ts up, lost 6 games in a row and slid from 4th to 13th, one agonising point below P*mpey. Neither of my strikers have scored in 4 games although they get numerous chances every game because my midfield is full of creativity. FMFML.

F*cking hell, all the way from Guatemala out to New Zealand... Let's hope that this all comes to nothing..

Thank you, Lord Byron.

Nope, they're entirely new leagues, created on the editor. New feature this year.

Probably.

Heard Alex Salmond on the radio earlier talking about the referendum that's going to take place soon on the independence of the Scottish nation. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8535946.stm I can only see this going one way, most of the Scottish nation are sane enough to see that independence would be a drastic step backwards and a stupid thing to do just to gain a bit of face. Mind you, suppose this is what happens when you elect the SNP to parliament, famously loopy.

Works in the same way as Fantasy Football, only with bands. F*ck knows how they're going to score it, but it's nice to pretend that you're Michael Eavis or Melvin Bragg for 10 minutes... http://fantasyfestival.last.fm/ My lineup: Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, The Jimi Hendrix Experience Prince, Rage Against The Machine, Blur, Beastie Boys The Maccabees, System of a Down, The Cribs, Biffy Clyro Arcade Fire, Dan Mangan, Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five, Earth Wind & Fire I'd pay upwards of £1000000000000000 for a ticket to that festival....

Although I was born, raised and educated in England, I do consider myself Scottish (heritage: 25% English, Irish, Swedish and Scottish), and i've got absolutely nothing against the English. Generally, the mongs who do have 'beef' with the English are the kind of lads and lasses you'd find wandering around council estates in Glasgow drinking Special Brew and beating up ethnic minorities on a Thursday evening. Think of 99.9% of the inhabitants of Portsmouth but change the accent, that's yer average English-hating-Scotsman.

I remember one game in the Prem when we had that ball juggler from the T-Mobile advert come to SMS and perform on the pitch at half time. He wasn't as good as in the adverts, but it was still far more entertaining than the oversized beachball, as you say. I'd certainly be up for a penalty shootout!

OR

F*cking hell Stu, you still managed to slip a quick moan about students into your original post...marvellous. Personally, i'm happy with where we are this season. The aim this season was survival, and we've done that pretty much, although promotion will be tricky if we don't beat teams like Wycombe next season.

I'm playing with ML as a foreground chairman because I don't think that an 80k transfer budget in the second season is realistic, which is what he's like without changes. Currently lying 6th in the Prem, beaten Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool so far but Man Utd still bend me over and f*ck me up the arse every single time I play them! :mad: Team: -----------Hart------------ Young--Yobo--Dawson--Bale ------Zimling--Poulsen------ Pennant-------------Malouda -----Cardozo--Olic---------- Subs: Davis, Wilson, Shilla, Crosas, Schneiderlin, Wilshere, Zaki

shellfish

gender

Who's going to bite first....

I do, means Cheryl is now single

paddle