SuperMikey

These players were pretty gash, but they demonstrate just how far we've come in the last few years when one of the most slated players on here is an Italian international striker...

If you want to take the night off, i'll keep an eye on proceedings for a small fee.

Recently watched: Don Jon (7/10) - Interesting idea and well-written, but I found it very hard to masturbate to. Lone Survivor (7.5/10) - Good performances and got my pulse going. Lots of nice beards and robes that I could look at while I tugged on my forlock. American Hustle (5/10) - Vastly overrated and a bit vapid. Despite the plentiful cleavage, Jennifer Lawrence looked like she'd been stung in the face by a bee for most of the film. The Wolf of Wall Street (8.5/10) - Very entertaining, 3hrs long but felt like 90 minutes. Been described as the Pulp Fiction of the 2010s, and I can see why* Anchorman 2 (6.5/10) - Big fan of the first one, really enjoyed the first hour but hated the last 30 minutes. Kristen Wiig gave me a boner too, which is weird as her character is a retard. *also I managed to crack one off during the cerebral palsy scene.

Didn't stop Beattie.

Shane Long would be a good signing for us, as long as WBA don't mug us over price. Quick, hard-working and good finisher. Still pretty young too.

I was confident about this game, but now not so much. Hopefully their centre backs have an off day as well, because they've always played well against our strikers.

Also I managed to get the board not to judge me on signing players from Italy. I am a god.

Print Screen, then save it onto your computer and upload it using photobucket.com or a similar site.

Created my own one, I can upload it if you like. The best formation to use with Saints seems to be a 4-2-3-1 with DMs and attacking wingers. This is my Starting XI going into Season 4: ---------------BEGOVIC---------------- CLYNE----LOVREN----BALANTA----SHAW -------WANYAMA----ILLARRAMENDI----- OCAMPOS-----PROWSEY-------BERNARD --------------GABBIADINI--------------- Subs: Beswick (NG), Shawcross, Papadopoulos, Pavelka, Villagarcia (NG), McManaman, Mitrovic

That's true, I could imagine Alpine on here going on about how we should be doing better in the league! We're going for the title next season, honest I mean, even though WGS is one of my favourite Saints managers and was very popular with the fans, he only had a couple of seasons in charge and got us a cup final and an 8th placed finish. I've won 6 cups and got us 4th, 3rd and 5th placed finishes in my couple of seasons in charge so far. Bit of an odd flaw in the game I think.

What the f*ck do you have to do at Saints to become liked by the fans? I've just finished my 3rd season in charge having just won the Champions League for the second season in a row as well as winning the Capital One Cup, the European Super Cup and the Club World Championship, and guiding us to a comfortable 5th placed finish in the league despite suffering crippling injury problems and a nightmare start to the league season. The club made a profit of £81.4m this season, the squad is full of world-class players and there's a core of young academy products in the team. I have spent £97m on players in my 3 seasons at the club, but have brought in £60m from player sales, meaning that our total transfer outlay is only a little over £10m a season on average. We have lost only 29 games of the 169 games we've played while i've been manager, winning 97 of them. The club is now worth over £1bn. I am already the 10th most successful Scottish manager that there ever has been, despite this being my 3rd season in management. Yet with all of this, Nigel Adkins and Gordon Strachan are still more favoured by the fans. How the f*ck does that work!? Something for SI/MLG to look at I think.

If you do want to come back to the UK Spudders, I can hook you up with a pretty sweet call centre job. Some months I can even afford to pay my bills, and I get to live in a cold flat in Portswood on all the cash money i'm earning. Just let me know if you're interested (and also PM me some pics of your bird).

Loved the first album, second was good, 3rd and 4th were awful. Think this one is overhyped but still a decent listen. Never be as good as they were at the start. Lost the excitement.

Yoshida was very good for us last season, and also had a good summer with Japan which has obviously had a knock-on effect. He saved us a few vital points last season, but if MP doesn't think he's good enough for the squad, there's offers on the table and he wants to leave then it's a no-brainer really. We just have to ensure that we bring in a good enough replacement (or two) in this window, if not the next.

Seriously, what the f*ck is wrong with people on here?

I don't know anyone that doesn't at least "know a guy who knows a guy". Middle class, middle England is pretty much a haven for those who deal in the sticky stuff. Less police about, more bored kids with a bit of pocket money. Living in Portswood now it's kind of a similar game with all the students about. Never gotten into it too much myself though, barring a couple of trips to Dam and the occasional smoke with some mates.

I would rather have one of our games refereed by Winnie Mandela. F*cking dreadful ref.

There's such a big cannabis culture here that it's a missed opportunity not to capitalise on it with legalisation and taxation. It just makes sense to start earning money from something that's already been taking place in this country for decades, and hopefully remove some of the stigma and most of the criminal activity within it. As for the argument of "what about the children!?", even in the sleepy little village that I grew up in, if you wanted to score it was just a phonecall and a 10 minute walk away. Fact is, the culture is so widespread and deep-rooted that it's not going to go away here, so the only logical step is to legalise and start reaping some benefits from it.

This is the first guy to buy legal weed in Colorado - see how happy he looks!?

Give him til the end of the season, we've had a tough run of games recently even without all the injuries and suspensions. Maybe need one or two new faces to freshen things up and give us more of an attacking threat in this window.

I think you should move to Estonia Baz. Would suit you. No liberal elite there.

A psychiatrist or sociologist would have an absolute field day on this website.

I love how you've been to see every player we're linked with "while visiting friends in the area". I never had you down as being so popular Turks.

May be controversial, but that's my favourite album of theirs. Swoon is such a great song, and Wonders of the Deep is a great album finisher.

Can you two not talk dirty to each other over Skype or something as opposed to clogging up the forum with your tedious sh!t? Thanks.