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Pigs will fly before this gets back on the main boared

I haven't even seen this thread.

They should invent a multi discipline event to find a proper olympian, Not just a pentathlon, triathlon or decathlon, but loads of events that covers nearly everything. More like Superstars.

The f%%k wits in the Northam would break them before kick off in the first match.

the badminton 'cheats' have been disqualified.

the badminton 'cheats' have been disqualified.

Mick Channon just got a gold in the 3.45 at Goodwood!

Thats what I'm saying,. the dancing bit should be a lot lower, so in effect each discipline would account for about a third of the 'penalty points' the best horse at dancing will have a massive advantage.

Why is the 3 day eventing scored so heavily in favour of the prancing about bit? That seems to account for about 75% of the marks, when the cross country and the show jumping is low scoring. Surely that's arse about face, the jumping over things should be what is all about, not skipping.

used to, they hit me back now though.

I quite enjoyed mine,

of course, silly me, these kids will just disappear into the background and never be mentioned again,

and now speed boat pilot.

all great, apart from the choice of kids to light the flame, The pressure on them to succeed in whatever the f88(c it is they do will be immense. Out of the seven I reckon, 1 suicide and 2 junkies within the next 5 years.

are you nervous about seeing Kay Burley, who is down there now doing live interviews.

Joey Beauchamp. Signed by West Ham, but missed being tucked into bed by his mum, so went back.

It's going to be brilliant, the whole lot. But it's not very trendy or amusing to say that, so I will say bah humbug to the Olympics , so now I feel special.

Is there nothing this man can't do http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19003185 The PM met David Beckham at Downing Street to discuss how to tackle world hunger.

He should buy two seats for his fat arse.

Him and Di Canio seem suited to each other.

Teams like Chelsea and Man City will fear coming here now.

Do they have tanks and stuff? Like a proper army.

Someone called Vlaar has to play for Villa.

53% / 47% A bit more to go.

Madonna.