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Lol at Brighton, sticking it in the wrong end as usual

should be at least 20. remember that last points deduction made f-all difference to them in the end anyway as they still would have finished bottom.

not good enough for us

Outside the building now, thought there would be skates to laugh at, but none at all.

amen to that

hang on, is this the High Court on The Strand, not too far from where I am ?

LOL

I saw the news that Stuart Attwell has been 'relegated' to Football League games, probably due to some monumental errors. Who are the best / worst football league referees, or like me, can you hardly name any of them? Do any refs seem to 'favour' Southampton?

Why can't Liam Lawrence pay for his own effing scan?

The Travelodge had a £10 a night sale on a few weeks ago, That's £100 for the whole squad plus coaching staff. I wonder if they took advantage of that.

Bernard manning told me to fuvk off at Maine Road once.

lets go continental Le Harve

Leeds i reckon.

'gets on knees and prays this is all true'

booze isn't cheap though, it effing expensive. getting on for £4 a pint.

I hope he can use his uncomplicated english to explain to me what a professional realtionship is.

Why is it a secret about how is related to the previous Gregorys?, and surely someone who could be bothered, could find out in about 3 minutes on the interweb anyway.

what a load of ********.

12th man is the sort of bolllox Pompey come up with

He was married to Evita

tell them that it is for your daughter, then sod off on holiday, then ignore them completely after that.

by, errm , a small piece of cardboard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CckJnNSrbuA

This. A lot easier than it seems.

Make sure the dog is put down. It is only a dog after all, a worthless piece of **** animal. It could be a child next. In fact, it will be a child next. if you don't act now you may have the death of a child on your conscience.

internet forums and youtube killed it. They would have no chance of showing anything that most people wont have seen a million times.