Hatch

SMS not worth £10m

could go out to a trillion to one now and still wont win. Non-runner.

Womens football is where it's at.

he's buying Liverpool

Maybe MLT will make Hoddle manager of the reserve team

Why don't you make the young lad one of our players....

Do they all speak English?

Jonny Ebeneezer in the 2.30pm at Brighton

Seems a good thing to me, anyone that stupid is better off dead anyway

Just to clear things up, these 100 Saints Lads against this scouser.. Who won?

The Scot that was losing has now become British again. Just gone 2-1 up in sets

£7.

if you don't get it, you weren't there, man.... or something.

What was his amusing anecdote leading in to the ad breaks?

I'm setting up a stall that sells really long poles and flags with sh!t messages on them for next years Glastonbury. Alongside my 'wacky & zany' headwear stall.

and you have to share your room with a drunk postman.

I don't want to see it.

http://www.undated20p.com/ Check your pockets.

Pattern Mark in the 4.15 at Pontefract

LOL, if only I had that sort of money to chuck around. It was 20/1 on, or close to that. The shortest odds I have ever seen.

10.17 Belmont Park. Rachel Alexandra £10,000 win.

Oh, and did any one see Lady Gaga, did she have a wardrobe malfunction in the 'lips' area

Tried watching it a bit, those bloody flags in the crowd get on my nerves. Should be banned imo. ****ing attention seekers.

I keep hearing Uri Geller say that he is too emtional to speak to anyone about it.. 5 mins later , he then appears on another channel, also GMTV cameras in his house this morning.... he is a ****. (maybe me might buy us?)