Hatch

Champagne Ians last personal butler must have left the role then...

perhaps he could let us know what happens in the first leg edit: Makes more sense now I've read the full article

The fact that this thread was started in 2013 and he is now 23 and nowhere near the first team means one thing, Get rid.

Carlton Palmer Much better than I expected.

Bless 'em. signed Hatch ( now proud part owner of Great Ormond Street Hospital and UNICEF )

Needs to be someone who plays every week, at the moment that is Forster or Romeu or VVD

great player, fantastic servant. Old Father Time has not helped him. The King is Dead, Long live the King.

I thought this was a new manager thread. I do know he is no longer walking this earth

In his 'intro', he said all the clubs that he played for. For some reason, he missed one. So even BB housemates , who are the lowest of the low, and would **** their mother for a mention in the press, are too embarrassed to be associated with that club.

from going to games for about 30 years now I can confirm that Everton fans are by far the ugliest I have collectively ever seen. and by quite some distance.

‪ http://wke.lt/w/s/aOIPJ Surely lies.

Maybe that Pompey homeless bloke should spend his cash on a roof over his head instead of smart phones and internet access.

gutted, I'm a big fan. wrote some fantastic songs

Not really a fan but seeing Quo in concert was brilliant, Great fun

I'd take him back on loan with Man Utd subbing his wages

This bit made me chuckle to myself. #tinpot

In The Sun online just now. Poor Jose.

Give me a P......

He must be a complete f**king idiot. May as well shoot him, waste of space. He could have earned miles more by being a decent footballer than any life of crime would have.

Sturridge would be ideal for Bouffals play.

phew, thanks for clearing that up

Just heard it for the first time. Is it a spoof ? If not. The marketing guy who can up with this idea doesn't need to be sacked. He needs to be shot

Still 0-0 in the fish derby. Losing more ground on the leaders

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/14955863.Family_claims_ambulance_took_90_minutes_to_reach_dying_Saints_fan___despite_him__living_a_mile_from_hospital/ guess this is him.

That Westwood wannabe can ***** right off. Complete t1t. I wish nothing but ill on him