Hatch

sold out. Plan B. Mug someone wearing a jesters hat outside the ground on match day.. I get in, they don't. Win win.

So left the 'massive' Pompey FC so he could put the cones out for the England Under 15s instead. Surely some mistake.

Koeman to Barcelona this summer

more booing lies, as we know this never happens, but its reported by Factless, who also never lies. This is all very confusing. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-boss-lifts-lid-on-substitution-mix-up-1-7820044

Newcastle, Sheff Wed, Leeds.

It depends when Valentines Day is ?

I liked him, seemed bright and switched on. Talked sense too on the highlights programme he did a few years back

seems a very unlucky chap, keeps getting into the scrapes. never his fault though probably. Suspended again. Failed drug test this time http://www.echo-news.co.uk/sport/15070410.Blues_striker_Ranger_suspended_after_failing_drugs_test/

Pele Charlton Best Moore

To be honest, If I had a chance of 'queue jumping' to get a ticket I would do it. Why would I care that someone I had never met or would ever meet got a ticket or not. Not sure I would be so blatant though, I would be more underhand and cunning ;-)

Good times

Jose debut going well

That mad effing Italian Osvaldo was high profile.

good win percentage in that shirt too

Plymouth, so good they came twice.

The players used that 'Invisible' option on Saturday Boom Boom.

Absolutely pathetic from McQueen

Why are Clasie and Reed on strike? Are they on a no tackling work to rule contract ?

he he he

RIP to the guy, But to put it simply. No, I will not .

Clasie played in the last 3rd/4th World cup play off match Yoshida played world cup matches too,

You'd be better off getting a job as a steward for the day.

I'll be using my hands to hold pints of ale rather than bits of card.

I Honestly thought he had died about ten years ago