Hatch

A couple of sisters from Philadelphia. Did a nice little act in benidorm, circa 2002. TBF, in hindsight, maybe they weren't real lesbians. or sisters come to think of it.

She looks nothing like her picture in the brochure.

Another Christmas gone , and still no-one has bought me a new tie.

The match only lasts 105 minutes from start to finish FFS.

Please God, no

Must only be at the end where the away team are warming up surely!

Beckham.

Good Luck to that DJ getting any work in Liverpool EVER again. Not to mention any scouse nutters out for a bit of 'revenge'.

Today - going to work in a minute, later drinking at home wed - work, drinking at home with a few friends, might go to pub thurs - nuffin fri - back to work predicted - 4/10

Scumbag. hope he gets what he deserves.

What did i miss

Went to the Emirates today, crap game, Pompey offered nothing coming forward, Arsenal just about deserved, purely on possession alone. And to the bloke who blocked me in at the car park, meaning I couldn't get out. Check those Wheel nuts, you fv

Armstrong

yeah, yeah, I've seen DSMs swimming pool bought from the proceeds of the previous regimes 'donation' threads.

To start off this new Entente Cordiale , I shall be going to the Emirates on Sunday, to watch Arsenal v Portsmouth, but I shall be wearing my Saints Shirt so that the nice Pompey fans can identify with me.

My kids were taken to a few games when they were younger, now they are older and can think for themselves, Arsenal have gained another couple of 'fans'.

If we had a floating stadium, we could play one week in Southampton, then float the stadium down to Pompey and play the next home game there.

I was 50/50 , but now I have seen the pic done by PES I am now 100% behind the idea.

Kids got one last year, used it for a day. Not seen it since.

Could have a gay sailor screwing a horse on the club badge

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2068406.ece Will Havant be the new Dallas? Oil has been 'found' under Leigh Park. LOL The firm believes millions of barrels of oil lie under the thousands of council-owned properties on the Leigh Park estate — nicknamed Chavsville and renowned as one of the most deprived areas in the South East.

91. been downhill ever since

Nearly everyone I know has done it/does it.

Why are they all americans, dont we have our own z listers

Other possibles.. Coolio Patrick Moore, Verne Troyer, - No idea who this is Mutya Buena Lembit Opik