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i) quality/ value for money

Not heard of that, sounds perverted though.

Was he in Star Wars?

Haven't a clue. I was just being a ****.

3-1 to them

Crap location

Moments like this are very precious.

A whole pile of infractions coming your way

Everyone should love everyone else. Peace.

Heard about it but not seen it, can passers-by grab his arms and start swinging him all over the place

I need help on this

yes, I had email from club today saying that you can

I drive up in wifes car, she drops me off, and goes and does whatever it is women do on Saturday afternoons, I get ****ed, She drives me home again.

I'm driving to Rotherham , training it from there.

American celebrations seem to go over the top!!

It was my detective qualities. I looked at the link with Houston in it and immediately though it must be Eastleigh.

The ceiling is so shiny you can see your face in it

Point 1 - I have been a linesman in the past, it's a piece of **** to do. It's easy to know when a ball is kicked and still look along the line. The linesmen get it wrong because they are stupid. There is no legislation for that. Point 2- Lino 1 would have to know eactly when the forward pass is made, otherwise he would be anticipating every forward ball and pressing his buzzer every 2 seconds.

What part of Eastleigh is that in?

mouthfull of alcohol and eyeful of cum

average age twelve Beadles About Prank

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_1/7628234.stm Now Coppell is saying that he would be happy to reply the game etc etc blah blah blah. This was a monumental **** up by the officials, but why the fnck didn't one single Reading player or staff say 'hang on, this isn't right, it wasn't a goal' They are just cheating barstards.

he he, only joking. Congratulations Dave, I'll buy myself a beer to celebrate.

Can we get tickets on the day?

I shall be going to this one, you lucky people.