http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/28/paul-lovell-man-committed-sex-acts-with-sheep-and-cow-by-tottenham-hotspur-training-ground-4280247/
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Paul Lovell allegedly tried to have sex with a sheep near the Premier League side’s state-of-the-art facility in Enfield, north London, on September 4.
The 61-year-old has been charged with outraging public decency, including ‘fellatio with a cow’.