Crouchie's Lawyer

:smt042 that made me lol Yup, and there was me thinking that multiple usernames was a big no no :roll: yes I ham I got into work at 10 and had to get up into a loft straight after. I have only just logged on, so Im afraid that must have been an inpersonator! No, infact the opposite. I have never had a previous username, but I understand I post/spam in the same way as Crouchie used to, so people are putting 2 + 2 togther getting 7. Mongtardflidsluts

I thought the same when I heard it yesterday. I bet they will all blame him though (and to a degree it is his fault) but had they insisted on him bagging up, they wouldnt be in that mess. That will teach them for lovin the vein

you missed c*nt off the list

Tomorrow, start work slightly later as have a couple of hours flexi, try to work as little as possible during day. Night in with teh Mrs in teh evening. Saturday, probably a bit of tidying round the house, over mates for a smoke in teh evening. Sunday, nothing much during the day, playing badminton in teh evening

Babes? WTF? Is there something behind that or just a random selection? I thought Im_no_sinner was quite witty. If I am not a sinner, then I am a Saint! Beats Saint_Ben or similar

Beat me to it. The Journo's and speed at which they report news need to be 'updated'

Im Crouchie's lawyer. I think that would be a good username. Considering changing it to that!

No, there you go. Happy? Mods can I have the moving one please?

Meh, i'd take someone that fooled a lot of people on the innernets as my alternative username. Although I have a better body than him!

You do realise that it wasnt his girlfriend don't you?

Stink of sh*t? You cheeky f*cker. I told you I had an accident that day. You promised you wouldn't say anything! :mad:

Just eat a sh*t load of food, you get off lightly (pardon the pun) http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081113/twl-prisoner-freed-for-being-too-fat-3fd0ae9.html

Christ Trousers you like clinging to a bit of hope, not matter how small and insignificant it is and holding on for dear life dont you? Saints are not going to be taken over, deal with it. The rest of us have and people who mention rumours about takeovers are just attention seeking. Yes it is a coincidence, nothing more.

I rent and all utility bills are paid for by the landlord, so my passport will have to suffice Im afraid...

Assume away

MB can definitely confirm I am no policia. Do you think we can get this thread to be as popular as the 'My girlfriend and car' thread on that body building site (see Shane's thread about posting your gf)

So he was jailed for 18 months, yet Hafiz Younis, the Soton Taxi Driver who touched a girl he made get into the front seat inapropriately gets a suspended sentance???? Not that I think what this Welsh bloke did was ok, but spying on someone is not forcing yourself on them is it?

Who the hell is Roger Beeks?!

I can confirm this is true. FWIW, you do make me laugh in an abscure kind of way, your randomness. I like the flid/mong scale you use too.

Depends what you are looking for Baj. The Credit Crunch has seen most of the riskier products removed from the market, and Im afraid, because it was abused by certain brokers, the Self-Cert Mortgage is classed as one of these 'riskier' mortgages. If you can prove your income, with for example your company accounts or a letter from your accountant, it shouldnt really differ to you being employed and you have the freedom of the high street lenders. But if you are looking for a self certified mortgage, then, it will be considerably more difficult to get one and as such, more expensive. I would recommend putting down as much of a deposit as possible too as possible, over 25% would be ideal, however, its a must to put down over 10% otherwise, the rates you will get will be appauling. PM me if you wish for more details. I am currently setting up my own brokerage, however, it is taking an eternity and as such, wont be up and running any time soon, but I still have a few people I can refer you to if you wish?

Agreed. A relative of mine was raped in Southampton by a Taxi driver. He has never been caught, and you see something like this, where effectively they have just slapped his hand and sent him trotting and it makes me sick.

As sorry, I thought you asked if it was how it got there. I would imagine it was purchased and transported there, but again, I could be wrong.

Oh yeah, I didnt see her picture as only copied the Sky link for Bates. Yahoo's server couldnt obviously cope with her looks as they didnt have her picture on that article! She looks like one of those WoW nerds too.

I maybe wrong, but I think (unless it skidded a hell of a long way) Fort Lauderdale is a hell of a long way from Taupo, New Zealand!