Crouchie's Lawyer

Voice of teh ghetto now are you Robsk?

How long will it be before we are not allowed to speak because everything is ruled as too PC? Its getting silly now. So if I am not British, does this mean I am Multicultured? Do I qualify to play for other countries football teams now?

So, this is not Rory?

Saw this on the news as well. Its disgusting that the culprits are not named and shamed. May just get what they truely deserve then. F*cking sick people picking on an innocent child. Also, how heads have not rolled at that social services place I dont know.

Because he posted it on the weekend thread

Gotta be the little kid with the chip fat hair?

You mean its not Rory? I thought Rory was one of these?

Why are they all swearing and why does the one of the right have a hand with 8 fingers on his shoulder?

Judging by the funny looking fella in the background I would say no, but none of them look over 18! A few are barely look 16! Incidently, that bloke in the background appears to be reading a book. I bet he is a fun person to go on a night out with!

Has middle cut up his mum's best table cloth and made it into a tie? And vests on blokes? GHEY! I think my fingers have more muscle on them than his arms.

I feel it was not showing its true glory hidden in teh weekend fred, so here it is. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppp. Why is bottom left holding his crotch like Michael Jackson? Why is bottom left and middle holding each others arms? Why is bottom left so f*cking orange? What is bottom right?

Me or Aids?

Are they really high end cat/dog food or just expensive tripe? Discuss

Aids Victim, you mongfacdes|ut Hope Kanye bums you tonight. xxx

I used to love that place as a kid. Lifting your feet off the floor and getting swept around the rapids. Trying to swim against the rapids and sitting in the jacuzzi (sp) which was always very hot!

Big sweaty balls!

Uh-oh, not widening the goal posts are you corp? 2 weeks will take it to the 17th, which is next Monday, but you're now saying (one week into your two weeks) that it could happen this week or next week? Depending on your definition of when a week ends (we shall assume Sunday) that is an extra 6 days Corp?! I feel it may well be a case of 'just one more week' with this illustrious takeover! And if one of the groups you are citing as being interested have come out saying they are not at all interested in buying PFC, and were infact over to discuss the transfer window (My guess is they were 'baliffs' over from a company little Gayboy owes money to, demanding players be SOLD in Jan to pay the debt back), I wouldnt be surprised if the other groups rumoured to be interested are infact just people on Holiday. Portsmuff must be very surprised to see people of other countries visit them (as given the choice of where to go in the world, Im sure Portsmouth is high on every foreigners lists ) they must instantly think its a new take over consortium! Im willing to stick my neck out and say you will not be taken over any time soon. I may end up with egg on my face, however, I think i have more chance of this happening if I were sat under a male chicken.

Then your friends do not fall into the catagory of what I would call 'Chavvy wannabee's'. Im talking about the Del Boy's and Rodney Trotters with the orange wives whose knowledge of foreign vocab goes as far as increasing their volume and adding an 'o' at the end of every word!

Now our chairman is suggesting players to sign and offering contracts, can I please have a fully paid scouting role. Look. Start with these up and coming players I have found. All are relatively cheap too! http://www.fmunderground.net/fmu/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t13252.html

As mentioned above, removing Lowe from the directorship is pointless. While he owns his shares and controls his proxy's he will still remain in charge, regardless if he holds a directors role or not. I do not like the idea of him interfering with first team issues. Do not like the idea that he has a hand in our transfers and dont really care too much for his attitude of experimenting with Saints. I do want to get rid of him, but feel that unless a buyer comes along, to purchase his shares, this wont happen. Interestingly, does anyone know what value he places on the 6% of the PLC which he owns? Surely if its down to accepting money, cant we all chip in a tenner to buy his shares, remove him and then install someone better as a director?

Have they learnt the language though and moved not only to benefit from the climate but also take in a different culture?

I wasnt being ironic??? When I concentrate and think about what I am typing, I am normally ok with my grammar, it is when I am typing fast or not really thinking that most of the mistakes happen!

I completely agree with that part too BTF. If I decided to go and live my days out in China or another country which spoke another language, I would certainly learn the language before I went out there. I would expect to live within their culture, even if I had my own different beliefs. I detest the idea of ex-pats who have moved to foreign shores because they like sun bathing and drinking sangrea (sp) on the side of the pool. Just makes me think Chavvy wannabee's TBH. They have only done it so they can live well off in another country as they were not so well off over here!

Their really good examples

I think your confusing a breakdown callout with a service, however I think the price your saying is quite high. I wont hold it against you as I know you are 16 (?). A service as mentioned above (which is just checking over a system which should be in working order, kind of like a car service) shouldnt cost any more than £100 tops. We paid £80 odd for ours. A breakdown would be different I guess, depending on the urgency of the callout, time spent on it and parts required.