swannymere

My sources tell me Metallica is a no, but i'd love to see them. AC/DC would also be fine.

The Ocean is a big place and boats are slow, nobody really has seaplanes with the range either; what do you suggest?

Which model 777 is it as i've flown on one from Amsterdam to Sao Paulo which is around 12 hours

Is this thread really happening. Oh the shame.

Unopened and still in packaging Genuine Apple Mini DispalyPort to VGA adaptor cost £25 looking for £15 posted.

It's either some sick Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway skit or some weird fantasists real life version of LOST. Or the Scientologists were right.

WTF do you care? Should you really be putting players reg. numbers on a forum? Bit stalker-ish for my liking.

If you look around the league not many of the mid range (£10M-£20M) foreign league signings seem to work out, look at Spurs they spunked loads on so called quality and they've not really stepped up. I think Defoe would have been a sensible signing but he's off to Canada, other than that i think there's as much risk importing a foreign player for £15M as spending £££'s on Jordan Rhodes or that Burnley fella.

Wonder if North Korea needs a 777?

Can we shoot this muppet, just what TV needs another second rate, cheap to make property programme. ****.

Do you have a receipt or any other proof that you paid him?

I use chicken wire, if you buy a kit make sure it comes with solid wood floor and roof as fibreboard etc. is the number one reason why sheds last about 3 years before they rot.

I'm simply not rising to the bait, you've had enough attention already today. Bugger.

Hey Fitzhugh Fella why don't you put down the big sign saying 'LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, PLEASE' and have a reality check.

First episode of the 5th and final series of Southland was on last night, brilliant as usual, surprised its not more popular.

Brasilia

The Chinooks are based at Odiham near Alton, they seem to fly in a triangle from Odiham towards Portsmouth then off towards Southampton and back to Odiham. As has been said it seems to happen alot over the period of 6 weeks or so and then nothing for months. Longbow's (Apache's) are less frequent, but still get what look like RAF Lynx and RN Lynx fairly regularly.

The officer in question stated on 5Live on Friday that he smashed the window and then proceeded to remove the rest of the glass with his baton so that when he leaned in to grab the keys he wouldn't be cut if the driver tried to drive off AGAIN. The age of the driver is irrelevant, he had already driven off from a Police stop and had driven for 25 mins. whilst being chased by Police vehicles with their blues & twos on, if he thought they had finished dealing with him why didn't he pull over to let them past? Obstructing a Police vehicle must be an offence, and if he didn't notice them maybe it's time to stop driving. The real 'crime' is the fact the driver got any compensation. Some people will always have it in for the Police for whatever personal reason they think justifies it in their head, fact is 99% of coppers do a good job and a job 99% of the public don't want to do.

PR spin so Dave & Co. come out on top.

£200M plus £50M for the next 10 seasons and fans that don't panic or over react. So that's not going to happen then.

Think Micah Richards could move in this window if Man City sign that Porto CB, would be worth a look.

On loan until the end of the season and then a permanent transfer, who'll be the target of the hate mob now?

Why is every ****er on here so keep to jump on the bad things happening at the club at the moment whilst shouting 'I told you so'? 1. First up are the Le Tissier/Benali cheerleaders who think that they can do no wrong (you know who you are), that Cortese is Dr.Evil but won't explain why, instead choosing to hide behind half truths and innuendo. 2. Next up are the ****ers who complain about everything the club do, we sign a player - its the wrong one, We sell the wrong beer, the food isn't good enough, the club have not promised good weather etc. 3. Then there's the 'no matter what is happening i'll take the contrary view just to get some attention because nobody loves me' knobbers. Will you all wind your bloody necks in and get behind the club, players and other fans. We're having a great season, we've had a dodgy run of late but it's unlikely we'll get relegated. What more do you ****s want? Rant over. Now you can all dismantle this and whinge, whine and moan abut what i've written, i no longer give a ****.

As a percentage of Labour Vs. ukip councillors i would imagine it about 0.01% Vs. 10%, but as an aside, you are all mental, right?

That's UKIP for you.