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Whilst I don't suppose you are a mug, it must mean that there are thousands of others who will get hooked on gambling this way - that is where they will make their money - on mugs! Fortunately I only do booze, fags and sex, so I'm glad that I'm able to turn down this offer to be a mug, my mugboard is full.

So it's Chapter 8 where we get some action? I doubt it, there will be lots of toings and froings before then, and I assure you my iterative methid would have picked up any interesting stuff within 2 minutes.

Well, when should we get together? I have to say a 6-0 has to be the perfect time to be getting vinegar strokes - well done!!!

You need to be able to at least whack the ball with your wrong foot. I've dinned this in to my 10 year old and he's got a few goals this way. MLT rarely shot with his left however, preferring to sit the defenders on their arse before a right foot cracker. It is not difficult to make your wrong peg into an effective weapon - takes about 4 weeks.

Much worse than a year or two ago!!

As a feisty youngster I would often go to my dad's bookshelves and peruse such things as confessions of a Window Cleaner, Delta of Venus and Crash, I became very adept at skimming the book using an iterative process (page 5 - no perviness - page 105 no perviness, try page 55. No perviness? try page 25 etc etc). I used this method on my ex's shades of Grey whilst at her place, and in the two minutes I had, I found zero perviness. In comparison to Crash (JG Ballard - had to look that up, disintegrating brain cells - was thinking of TJ Hooker) , a similarly sized book, where I got to drug fuelled paraplegic sex in under 1 minute, I can only conclude the action in Grey is minimal. Delta of Venus was a cinch, obviously, finding the non perv bits would have been harder.

Point is, you could post the same mind garbage on an obscure service such as saintsweb, but not get prosecuted.

The guy who got done for posting sick messages about April Jones and Madeline McCann. Yes he is an absolute ***t, yes he deserves a good kicking / prison sentence whatever. But isn't this just easy 'crime' solving for plod? Quite apart from other incendiary comments which have also been looked at, I think the nature of the investigations probably go along the lines of: 'We need to nick some people - what's trending on twitterface?' The more people that respond, the more likely a person is to get nicked. Does that qualify as investigation? Is it really worse than someone getting their head kicked in on a Friday night - where should the resources go to prevent such crimes? I just think it's easy wins for plod - if somebody is inciting violence on facetwitcrap, then go and deal with the people who are incited, before pressing an 'arrest' button.

To be honest, my heart wasn't in it, but as everything else was, I carried on. As a childhood Liverpool fan (who wasn't in the 70's?), I was very sad he passed. The image of Bob Paisley and watching the Saints on MOTD ensured that I was good for a couple more minutes than usual. I only really came to the Saints towards the end of the seventies, I mean not in that way, that was the 90s. I miss Bob more than the girlfriend, though I wouldn't mind meeting up. With her, not Bob - he's dead, you see.

Have I done this before? Forgive me if so. Have to say it involved MOTD and a not particularly inspiring match. I can't claim that I climaxed doing the beast with two backs whilst Le Tisser did the Blackburn, but it was the year Bob Paisley died and I remember feeling all sad afteraward. Any clues?

Should've won, pleased for the draw - our first!

agree, but 2nd half will prob be diff story

Think Fulham better in midfield - defence dodgy like ours, but bit powder puff - could win this - decent chance

The dog's done a **** on the carpet, etc etc

I was hoping to retreat to this thread as a calming alternative to loans/staplewood/pts/saveille etc. Possibly with some nice aquarium shots and nerdy filtering techniques. Instead, it's another FRICKIN CLUSTER F*KK

Ta - I get this, please explain the base 12 joke. Honestly at a medics review, I'm sure you'd go down a storm, you wouldn't have to do the explanations. It is only the fact that I laugh at your jokes which I understand which means I want to understand the jokes at which I do not laugh, but am confused. of.

I actually 'dig' they're approach. It could be a new model for lower league clubs. Basically, it's like going round the park asking subs if you 'want to play for our team'. Other L1 teams should adopt this - so long as you get decent players, you don;t have to build a team ethos, you just have to build a 'Wild Geese' mentality. Job done!

Which leads back to the original question: is Cat > Pat? (Also, seeing I have limited posts, there is no way I could physically touch Travis, so it is all in his own mind, Likewise, Sissy)

I can't say I have any strong feelings for Cat, though genetically, she triggers a certain sexual arousal. This can't be said for Bleurtch, however I do feel a strong sense of kinship with him which makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Basically, if Bletch was female, I'd love her more.

Is that like the other base joke, which I understood but can't remember? Doctor, many of your jokes are funny, but perhaps you need to include a commentary for those of us without physics degrees. And the conjunctivitis joke is another re-post from an earlier page, please perform a search before posting jokes, it is in the FAQ. Many is the time I have raced to the last page of the suppository and felt deflated when there is only one new joke and it has already been posted. How many benefit cheats does it take to change a lightbulb. None, because they are all genuinely ill and can't reach up that high.

I'm not a close follower of slebs, but Patrick Kielty's a bit of a step down isn't he? He can't have that much more money than her, probably evens. I consider he's reasonably funny, but even so, what's going on? Maybe I'm thinking she's younger than she is.

firstrow is not working, nor are all of the other suggested streams. have come in pants as as result of saintsweb tho

I'm watching Die Hard 4, and we're all going to die 4-0. Mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, Channon let the team down by taking two touches ;-)

We need a lurkers/readers table also.