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Ey! We want the lad concentrated on scoring goals, not foraging busts!

It's about 3K GBP. It looks like it makes about 4 pints. How much beer are you going to have to drink to justify the cost of that!

I find it impossible to say 'Shtatic Caravan' in anything other than an East Yorkshire accent and a lisp, with the emphasis on 'van'. Other than that, take plenty of board games and tea and be prepared for spending hours staring out the window at bleak weather while the kids wreck the place. HTH

Could end 2 each, like Pompey

One man team??

Cheers for that bud. Shou;d I bet on Pompey, as I always lose every bet I make?

Nobody understood me and I understood nobody when I moved to Lancashuhr and worked in Yukshir. I ended up having to say things like 'buz' for bus and talk with a figurative flat cap on. I still feel unclean. In Australia, most people are ex-pats anyway, so I'm not able to throw another prawn on the barbie with any success. I guess you have to hang out with the Bogans to get the accent. As I work with lots of Indian blokes, I have started to develop the 'head shake' think, which was alluded to in a racist manner recently. You can see the guys really trying to mask it, but it is exactly the same as nodding your head in our culture, so I challenge you to shake your head in place of nodding for a day!

And so it goes, we get a sniff at the Premiership and all the pant wetters that Billy ****e hates come on. Everyone gets above their station. Everyone moans. IF we get to Prem, St Mary's will be flooded coz of all the weeping and wetting about 'how we are not good enough'. Control your anxiety behaviour. Whether Billy Sharp is 'good enough' isn't really the point, it's whether you can be a Saints fan whatever division we play in next year. Get A GRIP!!!!!!!

Well done chaps! Did have a concern, that it was a 'minute of applause' following a tragedy (other than getting stuffed 3-0). I would have been there if I were still living in sunny Lancashire, rather than Oz! I was always impressed by the genuine travelling support whenever I went to Leeds, Burnley, WBA etc , let alone northeast clubs which I couldn't stomach despite a 200 mile head start. Good work.

What on earth is wrong with an honest to goodness static ridden stocking peel? How choosy are you lot?

Are the Euro final BJs available in Aus, if not, why not? NC OUT!!

Wish I could be like Billy Sharpe He is the captain of the team He is so young and fancy free.... ffs, just looked it up and didn't realise it was Kinks, and gay and fancy free, probably wouldn't go down too well. Nevertheless, must have beeen sung at some terrace or other since the 60s.

Fair enough. We'll have to get Cappello to come in above Les then? ;-)

Someone should start a thread about this (the amount of times I've tried to 'sign up' but then couldn't figure out the PayPal stuff - is it possible to just pay by card?? - anyway). IF we go up more people will be scrutinising Adkins and looking for weaknesses (or wanting to grab him). I would think Nicola has an idea of what is needed in the 'Big Time' and having someone deal with transfers, strategy, youth development etc, would be a good idea, I think. Someone with lots of experience, especially international transfers and who isn't a Tool that would interfere or lord it over NA. He/She must not be called 'Director of Football So, my claim to shame was being 100% behind Woodward, like Frank's Cousin, the idea was good but the timing and personalities were wrong. Now might be the right time, so long as NA is still 'boss'

As a fellow fag sucker and overseas fan with a sense of humour, thanks for the comment. But, somebody mentioned a stream - do you know of one? (also, I don't think most 'normal' people would have immediately leapt to thinking about golden showers, what is that creepy avatar btw?) :-)

Stream? Have already tried one site and feel dirty

bletch, deano, deppo - you are comic geniuses and I have not read a funnier thread, should go viral if it gets on all that twitter thing. We can see the amount of time spent in crafting these posts, I bow down to you!!! I am really lol, but not rofl on account of having the computer on knee. You've got a groove going here,, like Madonna said in the Andrex advert

From what I remember of your posts, and considering the usage of 'sic', I guess you know exactly what you are saying. I hope you and nice Uncle Trousers have a wonderful time together, stuffing him in your mouth and not making too much batter as well as possibly enjoying toad in the hole with any remaining mixture. When the police arrive, leave my name out of it!

This is a case where pedantry is a good thing. Please put the apostrophe in, otherwise this site will get shut down!

Have little time to read thread from here, but 'This'. Saints went to 5h1t when he cam up with that 5h1t.

Is it a choice between getting flogged in the premier (eg Wolves, QPR) or doing fairly well in the Champ next season (farewell Lambert, Lallana, possibly not Sharpe etc)? The Champ is always, always nails at the end of the season, sometimes one team creams it, but I don't think that often. It was the same for L1 - what a run lots of teams put in llast season! Here's to the excitement, but we might as well be 7th as 1st, because everyone's got a shout.

Hope you checked their passports! They might remember you when they're short of cash - maybe coz they want to throw a big 16th birthday party!

That's rough, mate. Good job we got the result. Maybe you can get the money back off the ticket office. Handclaps to you anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Wasteland

Yeah, but her **** would get in the way, in any case she'd surely get cramp?