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I'm just gonna kill myself. Fnkin Walsall. It's like losing to Totton. That bad. Oh god, I feel bad about this bastard league, we have to win everytime to get up. I preferred it when we lost most of the time but didn't get relegated. So stressful with expectations on their shoulders!

All of the above. Weird career for him. If I didn't think he was a decent bloke I wouldn't post, but I think he was, as evidenced by his honest approach to the job. I remember feeling confident about the defence with you in it Dean!

John Cooper Clarke: Funny how we sometimes get words confused - like asking for a bint of pitter instead of a pint of bitter. The same thing happened this morning when I meant to say to my wife "Could you pass the jam dear?" What came out instead was "YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE YOU TWISTED OLD SLAG!" HoHum

It's all to do with your Avatar - a cute liitle chap on the outside. Inside, there is a physical maelstrom and mind bending psychosis going on. That is why Deppo is Deppo - he is his avatar.

I should just ignore it and hope it goes away, failing that, see a physician. Maybe collecting the views of a bunch of unqualified internet people is also an option.

Hello, I am an antipodaeian thread killer.

No doubt I'll kill this thread too. This is why I, and many others, have a e-crush on you Deppo - it's witty, it's ironic, it's plausible! And all in all, why not? I actuallly think it's a good idea, but possibly carve the face off and make into a plaster-o-paris mold?

Did someone forget to do the 'I got rid of my old boiler, but she keeps ringing me up' joke??

I, like many people, have a crush on Deppo. I think to meet him in real life would be a bit of a let-down though.

Good post, not least for spelling supersede properly. Multiculturalism will not be televised - it will happen on the collective iphone in Uganda. Multiculturalism will not need the sponsorship of **** weed premiers, it will be defined by call centres in Korea and distribution centres in Argentina. Multiculturalism will not be televised, it will happen each time you choose a social networking site. Multicuturalism is a cult and it is here til the electricity runs out.

I have problems pronouncing the letters f, t and h. Can't say fairer than that? My indian mate who's mad keen on Elton John has real problems with r,a,s and i. Sari seems to be the hardest word.

I think Dune is Lawful Evil, Hypo is Neutral Evil and Deppo is Chaotic Good.

Well done The Muppet Show, it has been along time since a quality subject has been examined in such forthright detail as this - long may it continue! In terms of the 'spectrum of deviance', this has always intrigued me: if you want to put it up the marmite motorway, why shouldn't you like it done to you? If you break this barrier, then why not move on to chuckle brothers / spit roast and then on to full blown haemoshex? Of course, from that point, what's stopping you parading down The Avenue with a butt plug up your, well, butt. You may continue on the deviance highway until nothing is taboo - then you might end up in nick with just size 10 steel caps for company. If you have a choice, where do you know when to stop? Where do you draw the line? I am fortunate in that I have not had to make this decision as I am boring, unattractive and lazy (tm My wife)

My bowel movements, 1990-2001

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Fit? Yes! (37!!! - good on it) Rohypnol - Yes! Mechanics Hands - Yes! Let her get to work on you dude!

I took a job on double money but with much less caring and training. All I saw was the $£$£. I really wish I'd stayed and developed my skills at the original place with a lot less weight on my shoulders. On the other hand, double money didn't mean I could retire for life after a year - so in Oxo's circs I might just jump ship for the big money.

9 News had "vision" of the iconic Suncorp in a metre of water (remember Hillsborough a couple of years ago very similar). They were saying how people would think of State of Origin and Rugby Union matches. I was exclaiming "What about Roar finishing the title fccrissakes!" This could jeopardise the title, and winning it would be an emotional boost for QLD people!

**** Joust?

Were we all too rich or too poor to move to near the river? Good luck to anyone who's evacuated or flooded. Redcliffe, I'm glad to say, is just getting the usual all day rain with some torrential bits.

I know nothing about this, but there was the chap at Exeter who died recently also? I know nothing about this, but I just observe that here in Oz there's two brothers who are top in the 'Iron Man' comp (involves being incredibly fit and doing ten triatholons a day or something). Their dad was a surf super fit guy and died young of a heart attack. A similar story was on the telly whose dad was super fit life saver but died of a heart attack. How can you get so fit (footie player / surfer) and die young?

I remember the day someone accused you of being a distribution centre. Homophone.

Good joke. Though I don't think it will get much laughs at the WMC.

COYR! (Reds or Roar) Sadly, unlikely to get out of the house for the next few months, but would luv a win on Friday!

I'm going to bed - let me wake up to good news! COYR