Golac's Cunning Stunts

Next there will be a theory that they are sheltering on Paul Allen's yacht somewhere in the channel

I heard that clip the day of the accident. First thing I thought was that the plane sounded like it was struggling.

As it stands, Valery is a liability to carry into a relegation fight. He gets too many cards, too early in games. As it stands, you can never be sure he will finish a game, either because he is red carded or because he has to be subbed in order to avoid said red card (Cardiff for example). Cedric needs to stay in the absence of any other reliable alternative. The extra money we could get by selling him now is peanuts when weighed against the risk of throwing needless points away. Also, if I was oppo manager, I'd make sure to target Valery right from the get go - get him carded and force Ralph to make change.

lol @ Claude's clown like interview on MOTD

Amazing isn't it Batman. Vestergaard also looks a changed man under the rabbit Hutch genius.

Really very impressed with this presser. Very intelligent guy who obviously has a plan.

Are you actually being serious? wow

This piece in the Echo suggests the fans may have actually saved Les's bacon at the end of last season "Most at the club privately thought Reed would be out of the door in the summer. Many believe that only the upbeat mood of the fans on the final day, when they chanted and sung and cheered in front of Gao Jisheng, persuaded him to back the status quo."

Agree with most of that. However, one thing I think we don't appear to have addressed is lack of goals from our forwards. If you do as you always do, you get what you always got as they say. So far, I see no indication that our current set of forwards are going to suddenly turn into 15 goals a season men, which is what we are crying out for.

Yes that's exactly right. Your's is just an opinion. You have no skin in the game as opposed to people charged with making decisions with their arse on the line. Very easy to criticise after the event. Did you pipe up before the signing? I doubt it.

You'll be glad to know I'm not fat. I go to the gym 5 days a week and am very fit. Why the need to use the word c-u-n-t? Can't control yourself on a forum?

No interest in women's football whatsoever. It's substandard in every way. Would sooner watch a local men's village team.

No way on earth we will get giroud. However we should be looking for a striker with similar attributes.

Doesn't make any sense to me. You say our squad is bloated but happy to see him go as long as he's replaced?

[video=youtube;X26SOW6-SMI] Great song, but can't understand a word of glaswegian :-) Apparently lyrics are: "Oh Brendan said, we’ve got to play him in centre mid,Oooooh words can’t describe, when we see him in the green and white.His hair is fine, he scores belters all the time.That’s why we'll sing this song, for Stuart Armstrong!" Can't figure out how we are going to adapt it for us though

Said exact same thing to my nipper watching the game last night. So true. Regarding Henderson, is it my anti-Liverpool bias, or is he pretty **** in almost every game? Pedestrian, can't pass, can't hold the ball. I don't get it at all.

I'm probably biased but Golac will always be a legend for me. Ossie stayed with us when we went down and helped us win the cup. Bobby scored the most important goal in our history. Nicky Holmes. Stevie Moran. And what about Big Lawrie? Why's he not a legend?

I remember he was particularly s-hite in the semi and seemed to not really give a damn that day

It was true then and it's just as true now

I know you're trying to be funny, but this is the type of post I really hate on here. No value add just cynicism. Why don't you suggest how things can be improved rather than do the oh so easy let's point out how crap everything is post. Anyone no brain can do that

I support whatever team is playing against Liverpool

Yes. Swans fans love him, saying he is the only one to come out with head held high this season for them

Fabianski would be a more than capable replacement

god how low are you already preparing to stoop