The Kraken

Kemi Badenoch. Same as the previous woman but with better PR. Copyright: Jamie Delldays (many many times)

It’s an absolute shit show of nobodies, a collection of failures. Kemi is absolutely hatstand, I almost hope she gets it for the hilarity. i reckon honest Bob will win it, and what a cunt he is. Ask someone to draw you a Tory and he is it, useless and completely arrogant about it all in the same breath.

Surprised it took her this long, she’s been publicly agitating against the party for ages, well before the election. Im almost surprised she stood as a candidate, I guess this way she got herself a seat and a guaranteed salary for 4 years. Ive long felt that if a candidate switches sides or gives up the whip it should be an automatic bi-election. Not much appetite for it though, I think.

They got him. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c981g8mrl8lt

Probably. Half of our signings seemed to be made with an eye on next season in the championship so there’s an element of prepping for that. Martin’s career record goals against is quite frankly awful, and not likely to improve much.

Tbf that sounds like the likely course, notwithstanding the possibility of a complete bumming at Bournemouth and/or Arsenal hurrying things along somewhat. I’d reckon he needs one win out of the next three to keep going.

The format they brought in this season was a farce, letting the the clubs in Europe come in a round later than all others and then get a seeded draw to boot, so pretty much a free pass to the last 16.

Yeah, it happens.

The ironing.

He's akin to a scouser: offended by everything, ashamed of nothing.

Genuinely remarkable how they got it written, printed and delivered to newsagents all over the area within a couple of hours of the game finishing.

Ah that’s a shame. Many years ago I used to know his son Mick, he used to post on here as SonOfBob. RIP.

The really clever part is that you’re one of them 🤣

I know you struggle with nuance but seriously pal, stop being so silly.

I see your ability for making things up hasn’t diminished.

We’ll be in the Championship next season and we’ve already proven you can get promoted from there with a keeper who doesn’t make many saves 😎

Wow

Ben Sherman 👌

Nah. Old age pensioners offering to “meet up for a chat” on the internet is perfectly normal behaviour 🤪

Go and have a lie down you silly old man.

In a lifetime history of pathetic posts, this is up there. Offering to “meet up for a chat” at your age 🤣 Pathetic old soak. Have another drink.

It’s just such a massive own goal. The whole premise was set: the lot before you were corrupt incompetent cunts. But they’ve still got the press on their side. So, for your own good, be whiter than white and try to show you’re a bit different. I’m genuinely fucked off. I voted for Labour as I was fed up with sleaze and corruption from the previous lot, the Covid VIP lane was a genuine national scandal that got largely brushed over by the press. I naively thought Labour might cut this shit out even at the small levels just for the crap visuals of it all. I still trust this lot infinitely more than I did their predecessors, and I’ll judge them on how they perform against their election pledges. But this is such an unnecessary distraction, small potatoes grabbing of freebies from people who really don’t need handouts.

Downing Street need to be giving Tony Gaziano a call pronto ffs. Edit. Not happening. Good move, finally. Should never have come to this. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyvpv1lzq6o

Far too nice in here. Gloucester Saint is a big wally and his farts smell of cabbage.

Said it before but I think he might actually be having a genuine meltdown. Marxist Junior Doctors 🤣