The Kraken

Fucking hell, this Fabrice fella makes MLG look interesting.

😬 this is awkward….

Same. Maybe I’ve been resigned to it for so long. Maybe I just don’t feel much of an attachment to the current bunch of overpaid chancers. 2005 felt like a kick in the teeth, it seemed like a big thing. This doesn’t feel like anything, I’m almost glad that the prats we’ve got playing for us have dropped down a division and hopefully dropped down in wages. And maybe the obnoxious bunch that are running the club have reached some sort of reality about how useless they are. p

Aribo is the very definition of the trainspotting line “this cunt’s no tryin”. But Maitland Niles gets my vote, utterly useless, on loan so supposed to be trying for a contract, and he gives that. Just not a top level footballer, he’s somehow cheated himself a living. He plays like he couldn’t give a fuck. Please just fuck off asap Ainsley, you waste of a shirt. Our managers have been the worst level of shit, Jones and Selles just massively out of their depth. But at least they sort of showed they cared. The two above didn’t.

He was, I saw him on my tv stream plenty of times. Bless him, trying to assure us commoners that he’s on our side. Such a titchy little weasel.

BBC have got it about spot on. I’d have gone with ‘barely a whimper’ but we don’t deserve more letters than we were given.

😆 Half our points from two teams. Good god, we’ve been utterly hopeless.

25% of our points came from Chelsea

18 defeats from 24 games. Absolutely spineless.

Here’s our form since the end of october, an absolutely disgusting run.

Yep. It’s been said many times but it’s so true. In the early years under Ralph we had a true identity, you could tell,what the side were about. Hard work, run for each other, hunt in packs, make life difficult. At the back end of last season we’d lost lots of that, by the start of this season we’d lost about all of it. Ralph out, Jones in, and he had about 6 or 7 weeks to get his ideas into the team and get them playing his way. Apart from some long ball rubbish there was still no identity. It only looked like getting worse, the players looked like they had no idea of how to play. So that was manager 2 gone. Selles made a good start but it was too soon apparent that he, too, had no real idea of how to get this bunch of players to consistently perform. Today summed it up: no drive, no desire, just utterly limp all over the pitch. Ah well. Championship here we come!

I’m amazed so many people have stayed to watch. The only place I’d be right now is the pub.

Well that was a pathetic first half. Fulham haven’t got out of second gear, I’m not sure we’re able to. Pretty abject from our whole first eleven, but I’m not sure if Onuachu being there is doing us any favours. Maybe if he had someone to work off him and do his running for him, but we don’t play like that. Plus he looks constantly knackered. Not much other option but to get Mara on there, but that won’t change much, the whole team needs to get a grip.

Not surprising. It’s had a pile of manure on it for most of the season. The old ones are the old ones….

AMN at left back again. Fuck off Selles. Loads of empty seats around the ground.

I said last week, I feel sorry for Bree. Obviously he was a previous favourite of Jones and once Jones was gone Bree hasn’t had a look in. He never looked a world beater but he did alright. AMN has been shit all season and had an absolute disaster of a game against Forest, just hopeless all game, so if Bree can’t get in ahead of that then he’s never going to under Selles.

If AMN is lining up at left back again i think I’ll scream. He was pathetically bad against forest. That said, with Perraud out, I think the best we can hope for is AMN on the right and KWP left, I don’t think Selles will play Lyanco at RB as I think he’ll fill in at CB for ABK; and I certainly don’t see Selles bringing in Bree, who must be close to forgetting what playing in a football match is like. Aside from that I reckon it’s pretty much the side that started against Forest.

Brighton likely won’t as they’ve spent what the guardian are reporting as £30m on Joao Pedro from watford. To put it in some context, he’s 21 and scored 11 league goals last year, he scored 9 in the championship in 20-21 and 3 in the Prem last season. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/may/05/brighton-sign-joao-pedro-agree-james-milner-deal Cant really tell these days what is a good transfer fee and what isn’t, but I’d guess that £20m for a Tella is pretty alright.

Heard he’s off to Brighton to play.

Romeu begged to go when we were in the Prem, he got a return to Catalonia and he’s currently sat in 7th place in La Liga with Girona in their first season in the top league. They could yet qualify for Europe, and Romeu has been a big part of that. Literally no chance on earth he’d be with us in the Championship.

It’s a valid question, to be fair. SOG listed four posters who, apparently, “never, ever, go after the daft posts and retweets from Delldays/Batman/Alexei?”. In order to suggest that someone ‘never ever’ posts a particular something, you surely have to have read at least most of the posts written by that person, don’t you? Yet just recently SOG posted a screenshot of an ignore list that includes two of the people he originally mentioned and inferred there were more. He’s also said he doesn’t read the posts of the other people mentioned. So, leaving aside the continued infatuation with the Saintsweb’s own Casey Rybeck, it’s a very strange daily thought to be having and it seems to contradict other previous statements. Odd behaviour.

Personally I think having just one person who obsesses about everything to do with Jamie Delldays is one too many. Move on from him, he’s clearly on your mind far far too much.

The rest of the Brexit dividends are incoming, man. Stop being impatient, it’s only been 7 years since we pushed the button and 3 years since it came in. Misguided Weapon and all his pals will be saying told you so soon. Really soon.

We’re gonna win 3-2

Fuck me