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Pancetta, mushrooms, onion and garlic. Ok fine I'll never be on Masterchef. 😁

Of all the stuff that has angered Saints fans over the last 24 hours I didn't think my Carbonara recipe would be one of them. 😁

Ed and Will are off to the Belgian and French Leagues, so that's two managers we won't be able to get in the summer.

Spors- "I didn't know i was joining such a shoddily run, 2 bit, unprofessional outfit as Southampton FC. I'm going somewhere better run" he said as he headed to Portsmouth.

Sorry, missed a "to". Was also knocking up a Carbonara. The secret is fry everything, lots of cream, lots of cheese, oversized portions. Gordon Ramsey will be turning in his grave. Which is where I'll be soon if I keep eating that.

I'm off the loo. Hope nothing happens in the next few minutes...

We won't, so it's moot, but yes. The players deserve it.

I don't think there's many. Boro will be in the final and we'll be left cheering on Hull.

His time has come. 😬

Ah i see what you mean now. Then I'm not sure. When I want to blame someone I usually just pick the wife.

I'm not au fait with the procedures but it sounds like we won't lie down from this without a fight.

Reading it again it seems like he cares more about the financial aspect of going up and he's setting the tone for lawsuits. If anything it probably plays into their hands us not being in the play-off final because there is the aspect of losing it, whereas by us not being there we can sue for potential lost earnings over the summer.

I agree with him - it is a completely disproportionate punishment and one that is financially massive but I can't see us being reinstated off the back of this. Hollow words that should have come as soon as yesterday's ruling took place.

Money money money. They'll never scrap the play-offs - they only just made them bigger! The only other thing they could do is have two up two down and then 3rd and 4th in the Championship playing 18th and 17th in the Prem. But that would be madness. Imagine us up against Spurs...

It was reneged after you were caught spying on SaintsWeb members.

I can meet you there, 3pm on Saturday if you fancy a free drink. Just make sure you're wearing full Saints kit, a pair of binoculars and a sign saying "Middlesbrough suck" around your neck, so I can recognise you.

Instead of hiring shit spies, we should have hired spies who are mint. Mint Spies. That's a 1 hour self-ban from posting for me.

Phil Parsons: "My bad guys" Surprisingly nor have I, even from my best mate who is an Arsenal fan. Actually most of my friends are Arsenal fans. Ah now I see why I haven't had much piss taking....

Many Happies!

"I remember watching Ted Bates as a wee nipper" he croaked, before grabbing his ventilator.

There has to be a final IMO. No way are the EFL losing their Final money.

Cheers - I'll show you the tattoo of Phil Parsons kissing Will Salt that I'll have got on my bum.

Yeah it won't make a blinding bit of difference. If we do get reinstated I think the fact that in 24 hours I'd go from joy to despair and back to joy again, I'd probably keel over with a heart attack.

Correct. The only thing that could be done which is what they should possibly have done in the first place is postpone the final until all parties can make their case. But that becomes difficult to do in a World Cup year and with other fixtures that need to completed from other Leagues and Sports.