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A desert island? Well if I'm going to die, I'm going to look back at my life and wonder if I actually accomplished anything. So I'd take these from my time at as a New College chorister in the 80's/90's. Haydn: The Creation Herbert Howells: Choral and Organ Music Volume 2 Handel: Joshua Handel: Judas Maccabaeus Benjamin Britten: A Ceremony of Carols. All have my voice on, and I'm actually on the last album cover - lower front right. I could take music I like now, but at least when people in the future find my dead skeleton, at least they'd have a chance of identifying my remains. :-)

If Gary Hooper really is available for £4million, which I doubt, he'd be a good, fairly inexpensive signing to do a job up top. Any more than that and you're looking at the next class of striker up from him. Let's keep annoying Spurs and bring in Soldado or Villa. That'd please 'em!

I got a warning from Wikipedia once telling me that false edits aren't allowed. I think I wrote something rude on the Pompey page. (I forget what, it was a long time ago.) Thankfully from a work computer, so my home IP is clean. :-)

All 3. Ok Bueno. Oh all right then Damiao. As the statement of intent would be massive and we'd have a current Brazilian international. I can't help but think he won't join though because of the World Cup next year. Not having European football will hinder us in signings a bit imo.

Or get him to sign on our dotted line as soon as possible before he has a chance to realise he's made a mistake.

Ha! Over a year now though! Player-wise, I'd rather have TITS

TV Worshipper. Which is ****** because it's only on when the wife is home. I'm more at home playing on my laptop. (Which still only has 2/3rds of a screen since I sat on it.) Still, glad I'm not a price pikey like Bearsy. I heard he's turned down bum before because it was too expensive.

I was watching Babestation and that woman never mentioned Damiao either. I was watching for ages too. I think it's a conspiracy. I'll keep watching though to see if the situation changes, and will endeavour to do the same every night until Damiao signs.

As Tokes wanted tits, I shall now post a picture of a pair of Great Tits. ...wait for it... ...they're coming... ...get your pants off now to save time... BOOM!

I'm desperate for either: Thiago Iniesta Tello Suarez or Arshavin Ribery Shevchenko Eliseu or Cabaye Long Ulloa N'Zonzi Gerrard Edu.

Welcome to the HoTello California...

Next transfer window will be the letter "G", when we try and sign Geymar.

Hells yeah! w00T for Saints!

Banega Bueno Bent All our signings will start with the letter B.

That may be because we're now in a position to challenge other big clubs for transfers whereas in the climb up the leagues with Adkins we could have been easily usurped. The change of management thing does ring truer though. I do hope we bring one more attacking midfielder or winger in. Hopefully the Bueno/Stoch rumours aren't completely dead in the water. We looked a bit lightweight attacking-wise when Punch dropped out of favour at the tail end of last season and Lallana was out of form. Then Ramirez went and got suspended. Definitely room for another attacking midfielder IMO.

Matty's Caddy is Papa Waigo? :-) Strangely enough, I had a dream we signing Iniesta recently, in a Keegan-esque style swoop. If only.

Really? Would be a cracking free signing if true.

Bloody tournaments. I can see him joining us, young, seemingly gifted, same nationality as Ramirez which might help and all in a position we need more quality in. However even if he does sign after the tournament, he'll need time off before he can pre-season train. Still would be a good acquisition from what I've heard. On here. Which admittedly isn't the be all and end all of knowledge.

Any news on Gonzalo Bueno? Those links went quiet.

They are giving us the "V Sign" with Saints programmes. I'm conflicted. If I'm going to get sworn at though, I'd rather it were with Saints merchandise or memorabilia.

No, but my car mat got chucked out the window once on the hard shoulder - I'd been trying to get a lighter out my left pocket, twisted to do so, both legs got stuck behind the wheel and I nearly caused a pile up on the M4 as I suddenly hit congestion. The car mat was the excuse and thus it got chucked. I also stopped on a roundabout once after the cherry on my fag dropped on my trousers and burned a hole in them. Needless to say I don't smoke in my car anymore. My sister was also very ill on the way to Hayling Island once from a packet of Love Hearts. They got the hard shoulder treatment too. No shoes though...

Arsenal sign Yaya Sanogo. Always try and sign him on FM - could be their new Anelka if they nurture him right.

I'm unsure if first from the right is male or female. Looks like Joe Swash but bummable.

They're clearly old enough. At least the third and fourth from the left had better be...

I do, but I'm not sure I have any up to date photos of myself.