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Which one? :-)

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Him AND Gaston would be utterly sexual.

"It's happening" - a warning that I was banging Kev Phillpps' missus in the outside bog in the Itchen/Chapel corner. *delete if inappropriate or out of date...

Lucas Biglia. Oh, wait...

American beer is tasteless IMO. I don't drink Stella or Bud. In our hotel room in Mexico, our mini fridge had Sol and Tecate, which is a light beer. (It's a very American dominated Mexican resort.)Sol was fine but the light beer was tasteless and horrible. Thankfully it was free and replenished every day so I did OK with the Sol.

Use tea as the best solution to life's little problems. "My leg fell off, bring me a brew!" Cue, of the type Ronnie O'Sullivan does better than anyone else. Queue, of the type people do at Wimbledon at 4am. Moan, of the type people at the back of the queue do when they realise they aren't getting into Wimbledon, and thus go for a brew instead.

I really hope that's not it...

I'd pay £20k to the Skates to play ten minutes, then bang in as many own goals as I could. (I see Macclesfield have pulled out of that deal with egg on their faces...)

Having been out the loop a while and reading about this potential transfer, from what I gather it's broken down currently because the agent of Wanyama wants £1 million quid. I know we don't bow down easily to agents, as per the other agent thread, but would we really throw away the transfer of a player we undoubtedly want over £1million?

Hola Amigos. Back from my Mexican honeymoon and I'm wondering when the next freaking signing is coming along as I missed the last one! All that excitement of the Lovren transfer...gone. I'd have traded Mexican paradise for that. (Maybe not.) Reading through other transfers from other teams, others that stick out in England are: Royston Drenthe to Reading - cracking signing that - and Bridge too - Adkins could do well there. Dale Jennings to Barnsley - another class signing, and cheap too. Curtis Davis to Hull - will be solid for them Elliot Ward to Bournemouth - wasn't long ago we nearly signed him - spooky when you think about it. Olly Lancashire to Rochdale - lol and of course Dejan Lovren to Saints! (I had to read a bit about him, but I'm now convinced this is a good signing in an area that needed strenghtening.)

George Weah JR. is available. For jokes, of course, bear jokes. Chris at GWC.com would love that. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Weah_Jr

Palace at home. Start with a bang.

Fortunately I've rarely been abroad when Saints have been playing. Most touristy resorts now at least have football on the big TV's, so it's easier to watch a game when away. In Paphos when we played Derby in the nPC I simply found somewhere that did it - it attracted more than one Saints fan too! We get everywhere. I'm off to Mexico on Wednesday for my honeymoon/first anniversary and my intention is to give myself a complete media blackout - no phone, no internet, no newspapers. I'm sure that won't last - I'll crave any news of Saints signings...

Clyne's dropped today. Ok he played badly the other day, but he's still the U21's best option at right back...

He has been very ill apparently which is why he's not featured in the last year and a half, but by all accounts is a natural goalscorer, had a great spell at Feyenoord and is still young. If he's recovered from his illness, and can get back to his best, it would be a great signing. But I do think City have him pegged as a future starter for them though.

No thanks, and I maintain that we need a good, if not first choice, left back to fully challenge Shaw for the spot. The challenge is good, it's a long season with a lot of chance for rotation, and we've already seen the niggling injuries Shaw picks up from time to time.

If you squint, he looks a bit like Tony Yeboah.

Interesting - riding the massive phallic tower whilst bear butted...

That all makes my stag do sound rather tame. None of my mates wanted to do anything to me (too much ****ing respect I reckon) so in the end I got bored and chucked myself in a fountain. I need new mates. Ooh one challenge for you Tokee-ho is to get your mate to get a girls knickers off her, the fatter the bird the better, then when he finally finds a willing subject, get him to sniff the knickers and tell her that she has a yeast infection. Then proceed to throw the pants at a DJ/barman. That could be lolage. (and is probably nearly impossible, but try it anyway.)

HT. Better second half please.

Insigne does look very good. Italy could go far in this tournament. Ref's on our side though! :-)

Jonjo Shelvey looks shyte. Mind you Clyne's not covered himself in glory yet either. Would Shaw be first choice left back I wonder? ooh close by Jason Lowe of Blackburn. (That's Blackburn that struggled at the bottom of the nPC all season.)

I'll be the first to say it tonight - Nathan Redmond CDAJFU. Young, English, skilful, at a lower league team and probably affordable.

Mark Hughes is the new manager - I assume Butland will be picked to play up front. (This poor joke was brought to you in association with crap Football Managers.com)