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Fake Man U fans make me sick. I asked an old colleague of mine once, a self professed 'die hard' Man U fan, what the score was, at about half time on a Saturday afternoon kick off. He replied " oh I didn't know we was playing today, we normally play on Sundays." ****le. We may be in League One, but I know I'd rather have our exciting ups and downs than those glory hunting ****s up north. One loss and it's wrist slitting time.

Just looked at the League table. With just 7 points seperating 19 teams, I feel we're hitting form just at the right time. Away to Huddersfield next week, a good result for them today, will be a huge game for us. If we can be fluid and incisive, there's no reason we can't teach them a lesson, and leapfrog them into the play-off spots. Lose and the gap increases. It's exciting being a Saint at the moment.

TBF that's not the best picture of her, but she is intellectual crumpet. A Saints win and a picture of Rachel Riley, it's been a good day.

w00T A win's a win, even if it is to bottom of the table Tranmere, but it sounds like we're a better team now Guly has found his feet, Lallana is fit, and Chaplow has joined. Adkins must be loving his job at present.

Depends whose arse it is. If Rachel Riley had a hairy arse, it wouldn't deter me. After today's performance, I'm close to kissing Adkins' arse.

No, I find a penis is better.

I'll be attending. Thus, we'll lose. Sorry guys, but it's my first Saints fix I'll have had since Swindon in the JPT. I will have a lucky w**k before the game though, it should help.

He must've learned SOMETHING in the 10 or so years he's been watching professional football...

That was my very next post!!! According to Sky Sports online, our key player today is Adam Lallana. It's no suprise that since he came back, our form has got better. Quite simply THE player we have to keep hold of in the Jan window.

It's a shame that we couldn't have capitalised on it from the start of the season - we had the quality to run away with this league, and looking at how other teams have done so far, had we started better, that quite easily could have been the case. There, that's my negative first post of the day done with, on with the positivity. Woot.

Was thinking about this the other day. Which other players did we have on our books that should have achieved more but for injuries? David Hughes is an obvious one. Any others?

Arcade! Whoop whoop, work lulls will never be boring again!

It's easy to see a win here, but I'm still not confident of the fluidity of our attacking play. We've improved under Adkins, that's plain to see, but beat Bournemouth with two set pieces. In the prediction league, I went with a nil nil, but i'll go with my heart tomorrow and say 2-0.

Ah, but firstly, would anyone want Lallana and Pulls in a double deal, and secondly, would anybody believe it was Pulls that cost £5 million?!? Ok, Stoke might...

I invoke my right to a rule one. Of both. For comparison/spanking purposes.

Like a clingy ex-girlfriend, he'll be back, as unwanted and useless as ever.

I thought it was pretty common knowledge, either that or I'm just clever.

My missus is from Norwich and I was desperate to send her back. You should've given me the cash! Seriously though, I'm sure begging is on the rise, this is why I always have a separate twenty pence in a pocket different from my other change, and why I often carry an empty ten deck of fags around with me, scrunched up. This way if someone wants change, I say I only have twenty pence,and if someone asks for a fag, I say I've just run out. Skinflint? Perhaps, but I'm not made of money. That said, if someone's genuinely in distress, I would always help out.

Graham Potter? I occasionally think some players have played for Saints that haven't, I blame the early editions of Championship Manager for that!

I would cheat on my missus, purely because I know she's the stable, clingy type that would stay with me no matter what I do. Trouble is, I'm a fat, ugly, lazy turd of a man, so finding someone to cheat with is nigh on impossible. (One, or both, of those statements may not be true.)

Wouldn't that give you a hot knob?

On a semi-unrelated note, I went on a holiday to Kavos a few years ago and on the first night, after a marathon drink up, we went to one of the takeaway joints for some munch. The guy serving was possibly the worst behaved, rudest and most foul mouthed man in all of Kavos, no word of a lie, and I have to say I found it hilarious. There was no end to his barrage of abuse, everyone that went in copped a string of expletives, C--t seemed to be his favourite word of choice. My mate and I went back nearly every night of the week to see what would come out of his mouth next. We asked one of our reps, who said that he hated tourists with a vengence, because more often than not they would cause trouble in the establishment. Still, I found it funny, and he did make a mean burger. (Though God knows what he put in it if he hated us that much...)

Does dating Abby Clancy validate him though? Granted, he's got a set of choppers that only a mother could love, but she must see something in him, besides his money, height and massive schlong...

Albania will be gutted. RIP