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When people come up to me at work and say "Hi, how're you doing?" They're not wrong in saying it, and yes it's polite, but what do they think, I'm stuck at work when I'd rather be in the pub/knobbing the wife/be anywhere but there. Short of replying "Well I'll be happier when I'm finished", customer service dictates that "I'm good". :-D

It hasn't happened yet. It was a premonition I invented so that the song worked.

Tony Dorigo never played for us, but I vaguely remembered a random left back that joined us, and after much research on the internet, I found him, although he's listed as a striker - Jason Bowen. Anyone remember his spell for us?

That is a cracking "news" article in The Star. They may as well have stuck a pair of boobs in there to liven it up a bit. So, does anyone actually know anything about Adam Davies? Aside from his name is Adam Davies, he's a keeper and he's from Everton? I take it this means Gazzaniga is our number 2?

... as long as it's not niggling or repetetive, that's good news. Still, if we did sign, say, Gary Hooper now, I wouldn't go round complaining we didn't need another striker.

"Nathaniel Clyne, good times never felt so good, I am inclined, to believe they never would...." Tune of Sweet Caroline, lyrics altered.

Same tune, I was going with "Dogging with Clyne is so fine, so fine, Dogging with Clyne is so fine."... following his early season exploits in the New Forest.

Wouldn't hurt to bring another one in for a testing first season. We don't know the extent of Lee's injury. Sharp, Lambert and JRod alone all season would be pushing it. If we can afford a striker as well as three defenders, a keeper and a right winger, it wouldn't hurt to look if the right target became available. (I do however think we'll stick with what we have until at least January.)

QPR's signings would underwhelm me if I were a Ranger's fan. Aging nomads looking for a last pay day, Fabio, who's proven to be not as good as his twin, and Junior Hoilett who's a good signing but still potential. Park is probably the signing I'd have been happiest with, and it's yet to be proven how good he is in a team that isn't Man Utd! Reading fans are excited with their signings too. Not sure I'd be.

+1!

"Know what I mean". No, I don't, because you talk like an arse. Incidentally this thread should be in the Lounge. Far too sensible for the Muppet Show.

I would never fly EasyJet or Ryanair, too many bad stories from friends. Strangely though I don't have a problem with Thomson, First Choice or Thomas Cook flights. I'm off to Cyprus to my Dad's place in September, and Thomas Cook was by far the cheapest flights I found, and they do a bundle too, which includes a meal, allocated seats and 20kgs of luggage in the hold. Good value it was, and cheaper than Easyjet or Ryanair once you've added on all their extras.

You could see a non-league team getting conned like that, but not a Premier League team with a big name manager. A one off that will never be repeated. Perhaps not the worst transfer ever but Fernando Torres must be up there in terms of money paid.He did start to show some form at the tail end of last season though, and I think he'll have a good season coming up.

I mustard mit I wasn't planning on watching it, but the missus insisted. I'm bloody glad she made me watch it, it was brilliant, very entertaining, funny and inspirational all at once. Everything seemed to go to plan. Video interspersed with live stadium footage worked well too. Perhaps the best compliment is that the introduction of the teams aside, the 4 hours seemed to fly by. Liked it lots. I was impressed by the Olympic cauldron too (or whatever it's called.) Very impressive to have all the teams represented, then it lifted into one. My old critique is that some of the camera angles were a bit off, but that's really only to be expected with that many people and animals wandering around!

Not one mention for Ali Dia? I know he wasn't a transfer as such but not one mention on here until now? Possibly the worst thing any team in the whole wide world has ever done. And we had the privilege of it happening to us. Even though no money exchanged hands, it was still the worst 'transfer' in the history of the world. My vote? Marco Boogers. Joined the Hammers under 'Arry and got sent off in his second appearance, then got injured, then got depressed and lived in a caravan. Apparently.

Buttner, Lens, and Dann would be a pretty good week next week. And of course we're waiting for Butland to finish at the Olympics before we pursue him. That's 4 signings, and we'll be bringing in one more CB too. 5 signings by the end of August. Sweet. (I am not ITK.)

Great! Then we can re-sign Bale, Dyer, Mills, Crainie, Surman, Dex, Best, Bridge and Oakley and have a nearly full ex-academy side! Yay! Of course this isn't going to happen, but it was fun reading it this morning.Even a season long loan would be out the question, he's too valuable a player for Arsenal.

Sad to see him go, has been a good servant to the club. He'll never be a Premier League player but can more than do a job in the lower leagues.

Gave me lolz. Bearsy's are funneh. Cold meats are bad for you. Bears are vegetarian, although I can't vouch for Bearsy's.

Signing quality costs big money. Granted you could get the odd class player on the cheap, but if we get relegated next season (and confident though some may be that it won't happen, it is a very real possibility), we would be foolhardy to have big names/big wages in the squad that will either want to jump ship back to the Prem or we'll be stuck with on a wage bill. Rodriguez, Clyne and to a point Davis are all going to do well for us this year, I can see them making the step up with consumate ease, but if we do get relegated, I can see us keeping all three and trying to bounce back first time. I think Nigel and Nicola are taking the correct line. Stick to the wage budget this season, consolidate our position within the Premier League if possible, and then raise it year on year after that. 'Sides, all four players we've signed are better than what we already had, which Nigel stated was his aim. I'm not worried, I'm looking forward to the new season, knowing full well other transfers will be made by the end of August.

So what you're saying is you're NOT smarter than the average bear? Oh well, here's something to soothe you.

Are you real or anthropomorphic?

I hear Schneiderlin is on his way to Arsenal in a £6 million deal. (The above is probably not true.)

The more signings we make, the more content we become with the players we have. We're one centre back away from having a team to start the season with really.

In the words "Claremont Crescent", is the anagram "Concert Master". I think this thread is a hint to a new signing, someone we'll be bringing in that can lead the players, conduct the play from midfield and dictate the tempo. This thread is clearly a coded message that we're signing Messi.