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No I'm a useless moderator really. I've made friends with the spam adverts. Plus as the only poster, it's easy to moderate myself.

LoyalSaints gives me a great chance to be the moderator I've always wanted to be on here. Sadly nobody posts except spam adverts, it's getting very lonely in there...

I'm telling my missus I'm taking her to a WHam reunion. The reunion of West Ham and Saints at the Boleyn.

My fiancee and I met on the BBC 606 website, she's a Norwich fan, but she attended 4 Saints games with me last season and NO Norwich games! It's safe to say she's a football fan. Though I secretly suspect she's a lesbian.

The team we have now would 95 per cent keep us from a relegation battle and may even end up mid-table but if that's our aim we may as well write off the season now! A centre back, centre midfielder and a striker are minimum requirements, then signing players to cover any that are sold.

Ken Monkou for me too.

First game Forest away, Boxing Day Pompey away, last game Ipswich at home. If I'm spot on, buy me a Cinzano.

Everyone should be given torches at evening games, then shine them in the air when Flybe fly overhead. It's look like a halo from up there. Plus useful if the floodlights ever cut out...

I hope the sponsor changes every year. AAP this year BBP next, all the way until we have OOPs written on the front. (PS, pleased we've gone back to the stripes. Keep the sash sacred!)

Binge drinking until my liver waves the white flag, snooker, Football Manager. I lead a very sheltered life really, shiftwork takes up a lot of my time. This summer I am also amusing myself with house hunting (renting a decent place on a budget is nigh on impossible in and around Egham), and wedding preparations for next year.

Good draw for Gillingham there. Torquay again - me vs my Dad. Lovely.

Umm, I think I will take another guess at this and go for July 3rd.

I've just heard Gerard Depardieu has changed his name to Gerard Deppodieu...

I'd go for the one above your choice to partner Jose. Norwich fans have a chant for him that runs along the lines of : Anthony, McNamee, he looks f'cking quick to me, with a goal, an assist and a licence to roam, get Capello on the phone. (Creative licence taken here, it's been a while since I heard it. To the tune of "Nick Nack Paddywack Give a Dog a Bone...")

Jordan Rhodes, well I've said it every window for two years so why quit now!

If Barnsley finish in that position at the end of the season i'll chop off my Willy and mail it to Megan Fox.

In further news, Gordon Strachan weighed into the Deppogate saga, claiming "Deppo? Pah. I've got more important things to worry about than Deppo, such as a pork pie in the fridge that's reached it's expiry date."

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/media-watch/dalglish-eyes-saints-star On the Pool website. I'm past caring frankly. Keep him, I say!

I am itk, Cork transfer off due to Deppogate. Cork impressed by all aspects of Southampton except their unofficial messageboard. Cork is apparently a pacifist who hates infighting. Saints to re-sign Pulis on a 7 year contract out of desperation.

For funniest poster, I'm willing to vote for anyone who pays me. The bidding starts at 50 pence, bidding ends when I see the four horsemen of the apocalypse. For most annoying poster, I vote for nobody - I LUVS U ALL!

The very same.

Sad but easily replaceable if it happens.

Sad if true, looked a great player last season and will be better than Walcott imo, but 12 million and no doubt future incentives is tough to turn down. Most Saints fans will be disappointed but I have a feeling we'll pull a couple of great signings out the hat to replace him. Could this make Arsenal look at us more favourably with regards to loans? Can Oxo be a loan back? Will Arsenal please leave Shaw alone?

Also in Spain, the footballing community has been hit hard by the loss of the SaintsWeb One, there will be another honorary name change to Deppotivo La Coruna.

The sexiest eyes in showbiz, Bonnie Somerville.