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Chris Woods 1: Old and past it. 2: Conceded 7 goals in 1 match. 3: Broke his leg and (wisely) disappeared.

Already fallen. Sigh.

I've done Khyber Kim e/w:twisted:

14:40 Adam's Island e/w (though I've hardly bet anything, I wasn't going to bet on this race.)

YES!!! Stuck a last minute bet on my namesake Captain Chris, £5 to win at 8/1. I hardly ever bet on horses to win, so chuffed with that.

Shyte. 14:05 Dan Breen e/w

Yay, my favourite timme of the year to spunk my money awqay in pointless fashion, let's see who I annoy with my choices... First off, 13:30. Recession Proof

Current squad - deadwood + strengthening x lots of luck = nPC title 2011-2012

This lack of clean sheets is worrying...

...he can jump so high 'cos his penis is a spring...

We're doing well imo, our problem is we suffer massive brain farts from time to time, such as against Walsall and Brentford. If we do go up, we definitely need to work on our consistency.

Went to Brighton.

Wow, that'd be an implosion of epic proportions, akin to Arsenal blowing their 4-0 lead against Newcastle...

Adkins sucking up to Premiership refs is a wise move for the future... :-)

Brighton will finish second.

For "plucky underdog" status I read "small penis syndrome", but anyway. It's over.

Wasn't it Millwall? Definitely could use an old warhorse imo, in a Robbie Savage mold.

At the start of the season I was worried about Huddersfield and I still am. But... it's in our own hands still, we aren't at that point yet to have to worry about other teams.

I chose the wrong day to quit smoking...

Good professional win tonight. Lallana, Barnard and Martin were the best players on the pitch, honourable mention to Oxo, Harding and Hammond. Davis's distribution was suspect, but happy nonetheless. Bring on Bompey!

I taught myself years ago to lower my expectations and be happier with positive outcomes. As a result I'm in a terrible relationship, doing a job I loathe, with little discernible social life of note, supporting a god forsaken terrible third rate football team and wishing death would hurry the **** up! I'm joking of course, the more worth the wait something is, the better the journey. We'll be top flight material again one day, looking back to these League One years and laughing.

My source has been killed. Please go about your business in a normal manner.

I'll be at this one, first game I can make since late November. Looking forward to it, but Yeovil won't be pushovers, I think they're unbeaten in 2011. We will win though, 2-0 will do.

Gurek Do Praganowski A player who excels on loan but goes quiet when a contract is handed to him.

Fart Bialnali. Saints goalkeeper grows a moustache.