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Saints? 6th. Skates? 23rd. Bye bye Skates.

No nun pics? You lot are slacking.

I'm hoping the big clubs now realise they can't keep nicking our youngsters for peanuts. You want them, you pay big. Thanks Markus. Still hope we keep hold of him though. He'd be brilliant for us in the Premiership.

It won't be long until that bird becomes the perfect dart board holder.

Kept Guly, released Pulis. I think Adkins made the right decision imo.

You are my Jack Cork, my only Jack Cork, You make me horny, cos I am gay, You'll never know Jack, how much I love you, So please don't take my Jack Cork away. I can see the Northam singing this one.

Unless Nigel wants him to join up with the training camp ASAP. I'm of the opinion that i'll believe it when I see it.

Eerie. I just signed him for Bury on CM2003. It's a sign I tells ya.

I have a friend that moved from Hertfordshire to Skatesmouth for a job as an Organist, every single day he moans about the state of the place and the scum that live there. I've never lived in either, but I've been to both, and hands down Southampton is the better city. Portsmouth scares me. There's some plug ugly half breeds there. (i'm including my friend in that!)

Harewood's gone to China.

Jonno Quick has that last one covered.

Free Transfer? Well I don't know what he's like, but if it's a fairly inexpensive contract, then adding squad depth can only be a good thing.

Current would be Theo, play him up front. From the past it'd be a centre back, Killer from his prime or Richards RIP.

Alek Cherednik Mark Whitlock

Jack Cork, Jack Cork, What'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna do When we sing for you? God knows why I have the Bad Boys tune in my head...

Kenmon Kou.

Same idea, same time. Are we twins?

Does anyone else think the new home shirt looks like the one we had 3 years ago?

With Deano, Morgan and Chaplow already in the midfield spots, perhaps Adkins sees Cork as the answer to that centre back spot? Thus meaning we're a striker short of starting our Championship season.

Depends what you're doing with them - you could quite easily win a prison sentence....

According to SSN, "Sunderland complete the signing of Jack Cork" http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12875_7025371,00.html I know Sunderland are signing every player under the sun, but how hard is it to have decent reporting?

Would he be on a free transfer? If so, it's a fairly low risk signing, but I would like to see someone with pace brought in, unless Adkins is confident Forte has a future with us.

Now if Barnard gets proven guilty, we need an Innocent striker and one more centre back. (Unless others leave of course...)

Was happy when Chaplow signed. Had a good loan stint with us previously and knew he could play at the higher level.

It's ok, the 20 places of the Premier League are all they really care about.