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ADAM ADAM ADAM ADAM (Dodgy barnet though, I nearly didn't recognise him...)

D'OH!

That's no way to keep a clean sh!t, Radhi. :-( We must turn on on in the second half as we have been doing all season. Lallana may be needed here if possible...

Trying to buy a ticket for the Easter Monday game, but the online booking system appears to be down. Anyone else having this problem?

Skacel scores for Hearts. IWCSH, HCDAJFU.

Come on the NUNS!

It's a case of who wants to win this more - and Saints have more to lose. I would definitely take a draw today but Brentford away will be a toughie, so a win today would be fantastic.

Afternoon all, I'm still hung over from last night, Tequila and wine don't mix well, feel rough, and have Brighton vs Saints to listen to. Tough day. Make it easy for me Saints!!! UTS

I'd go back to the day Alan Ball got the call from Man City, answer the phone myself and tell them to sod off.

True, but it's hard to concentrate on football when I know I still have another 20 months to put up with my missus. If the world is ending, I would like one night out drinking with Lee Barnard.

The world will end 21st December 2012, so it's a moot point. I saw it in a film I watched tonight.

Rainbows are pretty imo. They'd definitely entice me into a place. A bit of colour in a pub is a good thing, beats drab soulless bars. Cosy chairs make all the difference imo, hard chairs hurt my bum. UTS! LOL

Griffin Park once used to be called Griffing Park, but in 1926 a mathematician and Brentford fan Mike Arlington noticed it was an anagram of "Frigging Krap", so they changed it.

Just floating this out there for comments, but could Connolly play in centre midfield? Quite a few strikers in the twilight of their careers adopt a deeper role, could he do a job there? Mark Hughes springs to mind. That'd be killing two birds with one stone. Too risky a time in the season perhaps, but an option?

True in part, but Matt was a bit of a porker, Guly's not, so if Guly did put in that extra effort, imagine how good a player he'd be. I'm also of the opinion that a good work ethic makes a good player. We'll miss Barnard imo. Let's hope we can cope without him.

A few brown envelopes could be passed to Brighton for this one...

Come on Saints. You can do this. Don't ruin a great season.

Que sera sera. I agree we've lost great players in the past, but there's little point looking back on it. Look to the future, and hope we're under the guidance that sees us keep our better players and youngsters. We can learn from the past, we cannot change it, so there's no point getting upset over it.

No. The only time I did get a bite, I had to have the tip surgically reattached. Womenz don't seem to like it. Can't fathom why...

I also believe we'll get something at Brighton but people are predicting a defeat because they have been the best side in the league this season, and haven't been beaten at Home for, like, a year. It will be an extremely tough game, but I still this we'll get something out of it because our want to finish second is greater than Brighton's want to reach 100 points.

My Brentford mate with contacts has told me he can get me in with the player's wives and girlfriends. If I'm not working, I quite fancy that. Not sure if there are any tappable ladies there but i'll dangle my knob out there and see if I can catch a bite.

Ain't no stopping us now... by Luther Vandross Just the way you are... Billy Joel

This thread reminds me of the goal celebration in Mike Bassett England Manager when the player gets nekkid after scoring...

Too late. :-(

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