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Do they still do 6XL in the shops or do I have to get it made specially? :-)

Indeed my first thought was 'it's only a friendly'. Still think a footballer that's allergic to grass is a risky squad member!

I prefer the away kit to the home kit, I was a big lover of the sash and as happy as I am to be back in stripes, that home kit just doesn't grab me. This kit is fairly simple, although I do like a collar on a replica shirt. It's smarter.

The perfect choice IMO. Young, hungry, eager to do well for his favourite team, inexpensive, good skills even if he doesn't have a great goal ratio, and it would weaken Coventry who are one of our divisional rivals.

Kelvin has the most Championship experience, and as such I'd more confident with him in there. It's lovely knowing we have a good back up keeper though, and this may be the season we see Bart really try and make the No 1 jersey his own.

I'd have liked to go but had a prior commitment. I'd have loved to go though, if I were to attend any of the pre-season friendlies then an event like this would have been my choice. I hope the people that went had a good time, and that the club isn't against doing a similar thing next season.

There's a "sh i t hits the fan" joke in here, but I can't find it.

Every Second Counts presented by Paul Daniels was the greatest game show on TV, but it had a deeper meaning...

I agree, if this is the Puncheon replacement, but I'd still like to see another winger/striker if Oxo decides he's better than us.

You can't be classed as an ITK if you simply read it off another thread...

Hells no. Paying for the wedding is one thing. After that, she can sod off. She knows she plays second fiddle in my heart to Saints.

Most. Am facing massive budget cuts until after my wedding next June.

Jason Puncheon has a big arse. Just saying...

We are going to pwn the January transfer window.

I dare any of you to try and enjoy Wray and Nephew. Horrible stuff. I hate Grapefruit juice, apart from that I'm struggling to think of anything.

Except for the offal, which i'll agree with, you and I sir, have exact opposite tastes! I could't imagine life without coffee and mayo over everything, which Carbonara is my favourite meal. Weird how everyones tastes are different. I hate Sprouts! They actually make me vomit. All in all though, I eat a lot more varied foods than I did two years ago. I've really broadened my horizons with food.

Depends on the type of poo. If it's a big, tough old log, then I'd spend more time on the bog but less time wiping. If it's one of those poos where your bum explodes and it sprays everywhere, then pooing time is minimal but wiping time is increased. Also, if I'm at home, i'll generally have a shower after, which adds 15 minutes on top.

I agree with some, the short sleeve looks good but not sure about the long sleeve. It hasn't immediately won me over like the sash but i'll give it time. I like how the aap3 logo looks like it's smiling!

A used condom and a 1986 German Pfennig. Any other offers?

As credible as us telling them Forecast is a bloody good keeper and the Skates are looking to pay £700k for his services.

We need to make sure Oxo scores some local Southampton poontang, that'd make him stay. (Though natch, Mel Slade did bugger all in keeping Theo here, so this woman must be tied to her mother's apron strings...)

Puncheon is a cockle. I'd take a nappy full of poo in exchange for him, he's a disruptive influence that doesn't want to play for us and I would like to see him sod off at the earliest opportunity. That said, getting money for him would be a bonus.

I would love it, LOVE IT, if we keep hold of Oxo this season. Love it.

We can't even beat an ageing ex-QPR striker. Tsk. Neil Mellor will sort it out.

We're resorting to playing a dead paraplegic when we've let Fish trial at Preston? Adkins out.