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I take it we're not signing Antonio then. Whilst selection headaches are heaven for some, I wonder how Lallana, Guly, De Ridder, Oxo and even Forte will fit into two slots! Oh, and Holmes too.

Doncaster fans are getting ripped off good and proper.

Seems a great way for one lucky fan to tell their grandchildren that they were there when Portsmouth had a football team.

Lallana. Better than Messi fo sho.

Can you dip a Bourbon biscuit in Bourbon safely?

2. I think we have the quality to make the play-offs. Cup half full, and all that jazz.

Portsmouth's branch of Rymans must be wondering why plain brown envelopes are their best seller.

And he wanted to wait for an offer from the Premiership.

I'm sleepy and horny. Tevez is an ugly git. We only want sexy footballers playing for us!

Carlos Es-Tevez is Charlie Sheen's real name. Fact.

I've got it nailed on. Even if my midfield is toilet.

I wish I'd known about this thread 2 minutes ago. It was a stinger.

EXACTLY! Stupid useless glassfaced arseweasel. Jussi Jaaskelinen stepped in, and I can't even bloody spell his name!

Came in handy. Effing Craig Gordon. I'm in, WinningIsNot4Losers will not win. I make this statement now, to get the embarrassment out of the way.

When I've seen them live, Seaborne and Martin have looked assured, it's Jaidi I've always thought of as the liability given his age. He does play well at times Jaidi but perhaps a step up may prove too much for him. People don't rate Seaborne, and he's not ever going to be Premiership quality, but he's still our best option to partner Fonte. Martin will be good, but I'd rather give him time to ease into Championship life. All in all it seems we are a centre back short, a top quality, Premiership quality (or Premiership potential) rock. (I also think we're a decent right back short but the two we have can do a job in the short term.)

Could keep Barny company on the pitch and in the nick.

I'm disinterested with England games too, I've always stated that I'm a Saints fan first and an England fan a distant second. (I think the majority of this country are club over country too tbf, without knowing the statistics.) I follow England games because they usually occur when no club football is on and because of a small amount of patriotism. If Saints lose, I'm gutted. If England lose? Meh. (And yes, I realise celebrating if England win the World Cup or Euros makes me a hypocrite, but I tend to get swept up in fads.)

I occassionally have a jokey dig at my fiancee, but to be fair she keeps me very well. I'll get my dinner done for me (although I do chip in every now again), I get my tea and coffees made without asking, and I get my washing done. (Although I do the ironing). She also cleans the house (she has undiagnosed OCD) and gives me loving without much fuss. She has also started pulling out the few grey hairs that are appearing, and I get a massage or back scratch just by asking with little to no complaint. I'm a terrible partner too, even I wouldn't want to live with me. I'm sure that when we have kids, I'll have very little to do with their nurturing. :-) Which got me thinking, what does your missus (or man) do for you that makes her/him special in your eyes?

I thought it was a forum about sewing machines. :-(

Thanks. On the upside, i'll be skint after the wedding, so if I divorce the dozy mare she can't take me for every penny! (I have saved enough back for the odd trip to SMS though!)

You beat me to the punch. I get married next year and this is what we're doing. We don't need material things, as we've lived together for four years and have what we need so aren't having a wedding list, but as I'm funding the whole wedding myself due to neither parental unit having any spare cash, we won't be able to afford a honeymoon. I don't earn much but have saved well, but any extra help to get us on a honeymoon would be much appreciated. Thus we're giving people the chance to buy us holiday vouchers. As much as people want to give. We won't kick up a stink if we don't end up in the Maldives, even a weekend in Bognor Regis would be something! We won't look down on friends and family that give us nothing, that's their choice. We're not showy people anyway, I've noticed an upturn in Americanisation of weddings, a "look at me" culture where the bride and gloom choreograph their own first dance. I'd be embarrassed as sin. I watched that Big Fat Gypsy Wedding and it nearly made me sick.

Sausage and Egg Mcmuffin and five hash browns. I bloody love their hash browns. My record in one sitting was eight. I aim to one day beat it.

I met Michael Poke's uncle the other day. Use this tidbit of useless info as you will.

It's better than last season's pre-season - I was sure we hadn't had enough of a test then. As long as the players are fit and ready to go (you'd think an ex-phsio would be top notch at this), then we will have succeeded with the pre-season preparations.

We need to carry last season's tail end form into this season, how sweet it would be if we didn't start slowly like every other bloody season. Banging Leeds 6-0 and topping the table after one game would be lovely.