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Absolutely fan-****ing-tastic signing, I was jumping up and down when I saw this on Twitter. A creative midfielder who did himself no disservice last time he was here. He regularly appears in HCDAJFU summer threads, and I'm very happy with Adkins' first signing. Extend the loan to three months and sign him up in January, I look forward to seeing him in action.

I understand the irony, but I will put forward the fact I wrote that, rushed, in the last 2 minutes of my meal break yesterday. :-) As with anything I write online, I always blame my typing skills, and not my spelling, for **** ups.

Epic Movie is quite simply the worst film I've ever seen. Ever. It will never be surpassed in its crudness. You could film me, sitting on a chair and looking at a wall for 3 hours, and it would still be better than that movie. I haven't seen Mean Machines, but as nothing can be a shyte as Epic Movie, I look forward to seeing it.

It's fine, it's a promise from the bank to pay the bearer so they'll change it. Where I work at Heathrow, we get a plethora of old style notes from people that have been out of the country for years and bring back old currency. Not just last issue either but really old. Coins too, I'd forgotten how big coins were. Proper little weapons. Some of our customers say that the old notes they possess have just been given to them by a foreign currency exchange. Sounds like a scam to me.

Is this not good? If Wednesday were to get wound up, would our 3 points from Saturday get taken away? I know the answer's in the Pompey thread in the Lounge, I just don't want to crawl through it!

No, it's easier for her to clean her face.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11420737 Seems Emma Thompson has been 'having a go' at teenagers talk in slang, and don't pronounciate, or annunciate, properly. At school, English was always my best subject, and I always try to better myself, lest I speak incorrectly or don't know how to spell something. However I don't think teenagers talking the way they do is a bad thing, the advent of text messaging has created a new language in some ways, but not one that sticks around for too long. IMO these teenagers soon realise the need to speak correct English, and the slang gets filtered out of them. What are your thoughts? I see even on this forum people correcting other people's grammer and spelling, nobody's perfect...

Oh yes, as long as said sheets are smoothed out afterwards. :-)

Nah, it'd be joined by a bunch of small *****ed celebrities, looking to boost their egos. Alcohol is my religion, and there are plenty of people in the world that already believe in it!

They'd thank God for me that I was blessed with such meatage, so I still wouldn't avoid the prayer.

When I moved in with my missus, we split the chores. I was to clean the lounge, dining room and bedrooms, and she was to do the bathroom, kitchen and stairs. She does the washing, I do the ironing (which I find cathartic), and we split the washing up. A few weeks after moving in with her, I realised she has mild OCD, and my lazy gene kicked in (my worst trait tbf), and knowing she likes things spotless, knew she'd end up cleaning everything. And she does. Not without the moaning though, but I do just enough washing up and ironing to avoid dumpage. The OCD is a bit of a bugger though, every Wii game, every DVD, every coaster is in its exact spot and if it's moved, even slightly, I get a bollocking.

Everyone has the right to a religion, no matter how weird it is, but not if it is rammed down people's throats. Jehovah's Witnesses are a prime example to this, if I wanted to hear passages from the bible, I'd go to church. I don't expect to be interrupted from a daytime Tommy Tank to answer the door to these people.

For a million I'd suck him off AND knob his black-and-white cat.

No, when the insurance documents come through, go and buy it from that point on. I completely didn't realise when I bought my car that it didn't come with tax. I'm not a good buyer, a seller's wet dream, so having bought my car I couldn't even use it until the insurance documents came through. (Although I did drive it home from the car lot, sh!tting my pants the whole way in case I was stopped.) What's worse, when I test drove it, there was a full tank of petrol in it, by the time I took it off the car lot, I have 30 miles worth of petrol left in the tank. Cheating bastards. I should've used that in my negotiations but hey ho, I've learned for next time.

Dude, see a doctor - that's some pretty serious gangrene you've got there...

It seems to me celebrity deaths come in threes, plus seemingly one always goes on Christmas Day. (Although checking Wiki, there's many more than that...)

Ah, that explains Asimov's other three laws, 1: Be crud, 2: Convince England managers you're not crud, 3: If law 2 fails, be good enough to get back into England squad, then resort to law 1.

Just stuck two fingers down my throat and chundered, just so I had an answer to the thread question.

I've seen worse.

The most licked woman in the world, a right dirter.

Currently, Free London travel, free uniform and as many Oyster wallets as I want. I used to work, for a passenger boat company, who had a licensed bar but no stock system in place, so we used to help ourselves to booze, an unofficial perk if you will. Plus, doing night parties on the boats, you used to get a lot of drunken slappers willing to stick their tongues down our throats. I didn't mind that at all...

I get turned on by rulers, so thus far I have been unable to accurately measure my winky size.

If anything, with our goals conceded record going down, and the goals scored starting up, it'll be 2-0. Leaving a lovely symmetrical 3-0 win against Bournemouth on Saturday.

It won't be on Tuesday. I have it on good authority that Doble will come on and score his first for the club with a 20 yard overhead kick a la Trevor Sinclair's for QPR, in the 90th minute to win the game 3-2.

Free London travel, free uniform and as many Oyster wallets as I want.