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I had a magic car, you put a tank of fuel in and, hey presto, after barely two hundred miles it had magically disappeared. It was a Peugeot 106 and shortly after buying it, I realised I no longer wanted this magical fuel-drinking car, and sent it back to the garage.

We use the heating as little as possible, but even we put the heating on for an hour in the morning. Fat lot of good it does me though, as it goes on about 5am and I'm up at 3am for work. The double duvet went on last night too. So much nicer imo, can't smell my girlfriend's farts as much.

It looks like a halo, we have some angelic players!

The positive latest news is in a sticky on the top of the forum. Oh, and Lallana's back. Hth.

I don't watch it anymore. The highlights on the Beeb website are better.

This. With the inexperience of Martin and the lack of faith by supporters in Jaidi and Seaborne, it'd be a big loss. Ok, he can't go until January if it's true, and we'll bring in someone else, but finding a player of his quality to replace him will be nigh on impossible. That said, Jaids and Seebee kept a clean sheet today, although from the sounds of it that was more to do with Davis's saves.

Bournemouth - League Cup.

Big confidence boost here, Adkins must be as delighted as we are.

Squeeky bum time, except for me, I unloaded before the game.

wifm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twas the only wood I had nearby... WOOT

Come on Saints, keep your back door closed lest Wednesday try and get in, a clean sheet would be luverlee. (tOuch WOod)

Going for the second, that's all I can deduce by that performance. It'll either be genius or foolhardyness. I hope the former.

God I hope we're not risking Lallana - lose him for the season and we are foooooooked.

BORED!!! Will we EVER score?

He never left, we're still waiting to sign him.

Lee Barnard and Rickie Lambert are our only forward options at the moment, so Doble is making up the numbers. Would be good to see him get a chance though, not sure if that should be against Wednesday away though!

I've been trying for months to get her to turn around, but I think I prefer this view. Come on Saints, I'll believe we can do this until we're shown otherwise...

Just need that goal for confidence... I'll stroke Matt Le Tissier's nose for luck.

COME ON YOU SAINTS!!!

Right, I was up at 3am for work today, I should be taking my afternoon nap, but I'm staying awake to listen to this. Make it worth my while Saints, I've had my lucky dump so fingers crossed.

I seem to remember you guys saying the Arcade would be brought back once things with the new forum get sorted. Is that still the case? I miss having something to do with my pointless, boring life. (Especially when at work...) :-)

In my old car, I used to smoke. Not too bad in itself, but one time whilst driving on the M4 I had the lighter in my back pocket; trying to get it out, I put both legs on one side of the steering wheel, then suddenly hit gridlock. Unable to reach the brakes, I fortunately had the hindsight to drive onto the hard shoulder, twas about half a mile before I stopped the car. I haven't smoked in a car since. I was constantly dropping my fag in my lap too, ruined a couple of pairs of trousers that way. People should be concentrating on the road in my opinion. Some things are acceptable, like drinking water or similar, but I agree with the Police on the use of mobile phones. Still, nearly everyday, I see people using their mobiles, and a lot of the time they're driving erratically. It doesn't cost much to buy a hands free kit - cheap bastards. My mum is a massive distraction when driving too - so I don't drive her anywhere anymore. One time she cried "look out" on a roundabout, despite the fact I was stationary and waiting for a gap in the traffic. She clings on to anything she can hold on to as well, dash board, grab handle, the back of the seat, it's most disturbing and it makes me nervous. I have been told on many occasions by my father, a retired traffic policeman, that I am a very safe driver, so God knows what my mum's problem is. Dappy old cow. I once saw a driver with a dog sitting on their lap. Ok, not multi-tasking per se, but it was a ****ing great big Dalmatian, so it must've been obstructing her view. It's not my air-bag of choice...

It was "Smoothy" http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm