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Di Matteo and Beasant.

Channon or Davies? Whichever I don't vote for today gets voted next week. Channon today.

Isn't the 3 Elms the pub in Dedworth with the Portsmouth shield drawn outside?

i'd take a consolation goal. i said i'd be happy if we keep it below five. I still am.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7810263.stm It now costs more to buy a bottle of water than a pint! Crackers.

You beat me to it Arizona. Lock it please.

Has there ever been a game we've been more fearful of than this one? Even with a weakened United side, if that is indeed what Fergie puts out, we stand to get our backsides handed to us. We haven't won in six games, are playing pretty but meaningless football, and have a defence that lets in goals worse than my new invention, the sieve-condom, lets in fluids. All day my colleagues have been asking what I think my prediction is, especially the United fans among them, and I have been saying that if we keep the score down, we'll have had a result. On an optimistic note, one can only think the players will be more up for it, and ultimately it is just 11 players vs 11 (until Lancashire gets sent off for butting Gary Neville). In addition there's the added aspect of United believing they'll coast this. I can't watch it thanks to work, but even if I was off I'd fear it more than the Haunted Shack I got freaked out in at the funfair when I was 7. If we get a shpanking, work is going to be unbearable tomorrow. Fingers crossed a different Saints team turn up today, w00T and UTS.

Has there ever been a game we've been more fearful of than this one? Even with a weakened United side, if that is indeed what Fergie puts out, we stand to get our backsides handed to us. We haven't won in six games, are playing pretty but meaningless football, and have a defence that lets in goals worse than my new invention, the sieve-condom, lets in fluids. All day my colleagues have been asking what I think my prediction is, especially the United fans among them, and I have been saying that if we keep the score down, we'll have had a result. On an optimistic note, one can only think the players will be more up for it, and ultimately it is just 11 players vs 11 (until Lancashire gets sent off for butting Gary Neville). In addition there's the added aspect of United believing they'll coast this. I can't watch it thanks to work, but even if I was off I'd fear it more than the Haunted Shack I got freaked out in at the funfair when I was 7. If we get a shpanking, work is going to be unbearable tomorrow. Fingers crossed a different Saints team turn up today, w00T and UTS.

God or Jesus CDAJFU. They're aging, but if we get them on a pay as you play deal, it could pay off. I know we had Jesus last year, but letting him go was a mistake. Miracle worker.

Let's have a "who will Saints be playing" sweepstake. :-D

I believe the filter should block the word "snigger", which is dangerously close to being offensive.

Well Ron Davies and Mick Channon are the two greatest strikers to have graced the Saints side, but there are dozens of others. Even before most of our Saints supporting lives, these are the two that stand out in conversation with the past generations of Saints fans. (Phew, I avoided the terminology "old" there!) In lieu of only having one nomination, I will reserve Micky until the second slot, and go for Ron Davies.

Without sounded too pesimistic, I think it's fair to say that hardly anyone will be predicting a Saints win. We could play out for a draw, but even that will take some doing. Whatever the size of defeat (which is what I predict), I just hope the boys play well enough to not disgrace themselves. Confidence is at a low ebb without a heavy double-figures defeat to have to contend with. Saints 0 United 5 is my prediction, with Kelvin doubling his price tag.

Bad news. Been a very consistant, versatile player. Will be sad to see him go.

head fine. Jack daniels can get stuffed. Chronic fatigue though.

struck out. Again. Sigh, stick with missus.

i ****ged TaTU. Not real. Lindsey Lohan is gagging for ****. Also not real.

i don't need google to tell me how cold it is. I peed on a tramp and he was positively delighted about it. He even asked me to curl one out as a pillow. I couldn't refuse.

how fast can you run if i start flinging poo at you?

sol campbell. Mind you, you could just flirt with him a little bit and he wouldn't hit you in the first place.

It's nothing new to me, my girlfriend has been cold all year. :-(

I wish to have as many ribs removed as necessary in order to give myself a blowjob. Of course I'm very fat, so it may be a job too far.

You should sell those happy pills in the club shop. :yawinkle:

4 points from this if we're lucky. Barnsley have hit form at the wrong time for us, and I think they'll be up for it. 0 points. Doncaster at home could be our saving grace. yes, they had a good win the other day, but this is an absolute MUST WIN. (Having said that, so was the Forest game and we screwed that one up!) Still, 3 points here IMO. Norwich away could be 3 points, but my girlfriend is a Norwich fan and I'll be ball-less if I predict a Saints win (which we won't get anyway). So a draw here, 1 point. I reckon that it's probably dependent on whether we get spanked at United or play well. A spanking and we'll be at our lowest ebb, a confident performance and we could be playing well in the League for the few games following.