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Surman misses it How delayed is my internet. :-)

Come on guys, let's bang in three more and neutralise the goal difference...:-)

I won't be content until we're 5-0 up...

No jinxing, on pain of death.

My parrot is getting a bashing. He's used to it now though.

People have been banned for less...

If we win, I'll be happy. The award for the most obvious and pointless comment today goes to...

I sometimes struggle to find available companionship on important drink-available evenings, but rather than go out myself and look like a complete loner, I just stay in with some tins. It's still sad, but it costs me less. Note, I do have friends, but I work shiftwork at the most inappropriate of times. Still, if anyone is in my area... :-D

Is anyone else waiting for the inevitable goal? :-(

I'll have the sperm covered one top right. Come on Saints, I really need some good news today...

Mass suicide IMO. Southampton will be the new Bridgend. A loss is a loss. It continues the current trend but by no means should we throw in the towel and admit we'll get relegated this season. It's a long old season, and funnier things have happened. Besides which, I have seen into the future and now know we will win 2-1 today. If that doesn't come true? Meh, I know my psychic powers of prediction are poo.

Or Agatha Christie... I'd feel a lot more comfortable if we could sign an imposing defender or two!

I will not be buying a ticket. I will just steal it from whoever wins it. That's because I have braynze.

Apart from those three I mean, it has largely been confined to mine or her bedrooms. The Caravan incident was the loss of my virginity, a terrible affair, and done on the floor of the lounge, and the toilet incident was while I was actually sitting on the toilet (seat down of course) with her riding me. Never had sex outdoors in public though. I think my missus might be keen though.

Nice one DSM. It's always good to know your sperm works. I as yet haven't had the chance, but I will keep filling my missus with it until the time she throws up in the mornings.

A Travelodge, a caravan and a toilet. By and large it's been bed-based.

Attractive football is good, but it's not the be all and end all. If we win 1-0 every game, with a dire performance and the ball bouncing into the net off Stern John's erect penis, then I'll be happy.

If we can somehow get ourselves financially stable, and remain in the football league, then that would be a result. Luton Town were at this level only a couple of years ago, and now they appear to be conference-bound. Fingers crossed the finances can be sorted out before we delve into the realms of administration and suffer a points deduction next season.

Apart from SWF and b-anter of course...

My car's in the garage on Saturday. Add that to the list. :-(

Oh, and I regularly take £100+ out the cash machine for nights out and such. Can't really do that anymore... :-(

I just rented my first house ever, and handed over £2300 (which my missus still owes me a significant chunk of) I did a shop to stock the kitchen, costing £104. I put £3600 into a savings account, does that count? No? Well before that, I'd have to say getting my car fixed - £450 or there abouts. Damn head gasket.

For £5 million you could buy 500 million penny sweets and feed the starving children in Africa.

You could pay the SWF £5 charge for 1 million years.

I would buy sex. Let's face it, I'm an ugly bastard and my missus is with me out of sympathy I'm sure. I could do with a couple of high class hookers to lighten up my evenings. :-) Failing that, I would buy one of those cow-milking machines, and strap it to my willeh.