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Her name is Jade. She tells me to burn things. She has magnificent wings.

It's a ghost. They exist. Just like aliens and the female orgasm.

I've heard this one before and I still don't get it.

I have a 20 foot long, 2 foot wide patio garden. So save for picking up a few leaves, I have none to do. Which is just the way I like it.

I lol'd.

Friday - Work followed by some chilling out. Saturday - 28th birthday. Work, then fell asleep in front of the TV. Proper Rock and Roll birthday celebrations! (They are actually this weekend...) Sunday - Work, then sleep, then meal with family, followed by openly criticising the present my mum got me, a lurid green dirty bean bag. Mum in tears, me driving home at full speed. Text her later to say I'll accept it if it's cleaned. I'm an ungrateful bastard. Rating - 3/10.

Doing shiftwork means it's bloody hard to keep up to date with the England goings on. I support England (being English obviously), but worry that if I get too involved I'll be disappointed when a tournament rolls around and I end up missing it. I am a Saints fan first and foremost, England only rises up the patrotism in me. I cheer when we score but display nothing but unconcern when we lose. I don't get wrapped up in the game as much as I do with my club. Would it be different if I was a Chelsea fan and had my teams players playing for England? Probably.

Meh. Stealing food is cheaper.

Repetition IMO Doc Martins.

Doctor of Music. I haven't got a clue what we're trying to achieve here.

At the start the commentator said "We'll be hearing the Kazahkstahn national anthem, but it won't be the one from the movie..."

I don't personally, as everything I had was handed down to my sister, but my missus still has a penguin called Noel that she received when she was about 10.

I think I'll plump for an old chestnut - Pwn3d!!!

Well not right now! I don't have teh Aids...

Thanks

I was going to say something disgusting along the lines of - no snake could swallow me because my todger is so big - but I think I'll let this one slide...

Danny Gabbidon, now that West Ham are financially in the shizen.

I think bidets are the greatest invention on earth. God knows why England hasn't adopted them. (Grossness aside...)

So they can put the photos on Facebook IMO, and people will say "Oh it looks like you had so much fun, I wish I could've gone!"

Yup. I am, however, at work today, and I really couldn't care less! :-)

Of dying? Only as much as the human brain tells me to be. If I'm confronted with a man with a gun saying he'll kill me, naturally I'll plead for my life. I still have things I want to achieve, like having a family. Other than that, I say when my time comes, my time comes and there's not a fig I can do about it. Of getting old, then yes. Naturally as you age you pick up an increased number of ailments, and even though I'm only 28 today, I hate being ill.

Happy Birthday! Design yourself a birthday avatar, and sign it from me. :-):smt113

I was caught by a traffic light camera this morning, and although the light was green for five seconds after I'd gone through, it turns out they double up as speed cameras, a fact I was not aware of. Ergo I'm expecting 3 points and a fine in the post. :-( That'll be 6 for me in total...) How many points do you have? (if at all...)

Thanks, but I wouldn't let them go for all the tea in China! :-)