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Actually if i'm clubbing, i usually stink of wayyyy too much aftershave that the bloody toilet attendant squirted all over me just cos i put a quid in his stupid collection plate. You're right about the sweat and smoke though.

I am THAT bloke.

I'd talk you out of it but instead I'm off for a smoke.

It's always useful to have an ally. This is one of three things women are useful for.

Was this good/bad?

Unfortunately not a possibility. It got nicked a few years ago apparently.

I, too, would have ignored it. Why involve yourself in someone elses business, unless of course they're brandishing a knife and you fancy yourself as a have-a-go hero. My only qualm would have been if it was a parent disciplining a child, they shouldn't have slapped her on the face. A swift smack on the arse usually suffices.

Friday - Sunday: Work. Aside from that and sleep, I did bugger all. 1/10

Always has been, nothing's changed. The only difference is that now he's a fifty-something being an annoying *****.

Is nobody an individual anymore?

i soiled myself at the news and i have soiled myself again at the prospect. Let's hope the players aren't toilet on the day.

A positive me will say 9 points from those games, but I think 7 is more realistic. Wins against Sheffield Wednesday and Notts Forest aren't out of the question and we've beaten Reading away so could perceivably pick up a point against them at home if not more. For the first time in a shameful 12 years, I'm dropping my plastic tag and am going to watch Palace vs Saints at Selhurst, so I hope for at least a draw or better! (I also expect to get to a home game or two later in the season, so I'm not only a poor fan, I'm not even a very good plastic!

Just let go of your social life and concentrate on what really matters in life. :-)

Why am I not suprised that super poster Wigan Athletic went for Wigan Athletic. Snigger

I'd still ruin her. Even bald i'd have been insatiable. That is all.

just been looking at the table and i think it looks better than it is. The teams below us have what it takes to string together wins at any time. We need to start making home form count and achieving a goal touch to avoid trouble. As for the point today? Not bad. Fell asleep during the second half and dreamed we lost so i'm happy with a point.

well i guess these choices are based on how long we've all been supporting saints. My first real memory of a good centre back was ken monkou. Since we've had richards, claus and killer. Oh and perry. Snicker. Choose two? Richards and killer, though i'm sure wright, ruddock et al were brilliant too.

well i guess for financial reasons it'd be good to have united away, but i'll have torquay away at plainmoor please.

Hire an immigrant worker to patrol the pub on a night shift. Can't cost much.

a girl once asked me for a ten second french. I found her a smelly tramp that was shyte in bed. Boom boom.

Friday - The missus is with her parents for the weekend so having a mate round for drinks. Saturday - Work followed by Saints game followed by relaxation in my own unique, inimitable way. Sunday - Work followed by stalking Pompeylass.

It's waiting for a sponsor this week. The credit crunch means less parties are interested in sponsoring it.

Fantastic film, beautifully shot. It's definitely in my top ten of all time. The kerb scene was sickening, but not for why you'd think. The teeth on the pavement - it's one of those things you can feel in your teeth even though it's not happening to you - if that makes sense...

With an increasing amount of crime, especially gang related, I can also envisage a few "vigilantes" operating in the future, taking the law into their own hands. Maybe it's just me, but it's something I wouldn't be suprised to see.

That bodes well for my seckshual performance with you.