Whitey Grandad

The moaning did the ‘shocking’ decisions were few and far between and have not disappeared with the arrival of VAR.

Of course it is. Do you really think that a keeper is standing in goal with nobody else in the penalty area whilst the ball comes at him randomly from different directions at different speeds? Because that is the only circumstance in which any such statistic might be meaningful. They type of shot is decided by the attacker who will make his choice depending on how much time he has, who is in front of him and everything else that is going through his head.

It means “at these prices”.

And that’s exactly why VAR should never have been introduced. The media promotes the controversy. They thrive on it. It’s what makes people watch and get involved. They create arguments. It doesn’t make for better football.

Because the back seat officials don’t want to get it right, they just want to interfere and be in control.

But he wasn’t so it isn’t really relevant. Had it been in the Premier League the shot wouldn’t have gone there.

Their first goal yesterday was depressing. Both Bednarek and Stephens go towards the attacker on the near post leaving the goalscorer who couldn’t believe his luck free to back off to the far post and get picked out by the unmarked winger on the right. Keystone Cops defending. And so we’re the second, third and fourth. Woeful.

ULEZ makes no difference to air quality. It’s only a money raising exercise.

What is with you people and so-called statistics? These figures are random rubbish and have nothing to do with football and any of its results. A bit like possession percentage really.

Did you miss the important one yesterday?

If you think that such figures are important or significant then there’s no hope for you. They are meaningless hogwash.

Not the greatest keeper but I’m much more worried by the blotting paper defence in front of him.

This pissing around at the back worries me. We are going to concede far more goals than we’ll ever score through it.

And palmed the header out to Bednarek?

Bednarek I think. Stephens is the one who played it short straight across to an opposition player.

I’ll bet he still takes the money though.

The same question still applies and is as yet unanswered.

They have all come true. The only embarrassment is to you. And don’t you dare try to tell me to keep quiet.

And the population over the year grew by how many percent?

In effect a VPN is like a friend that asks websites on your behalf.

I saw him perform in ‘Son of Oblomov’ in 1966 (?) just after my wife and I first met. I thought he was hilarious burnt she was left wondering what she had let herself in for. A couple of years ago on a rainy February Sunday in Sydney we went north on a train trip to Woy Woy for somewhere to go. A girl in a small shopping mall told us that Spike used to pop in there regularly. His parents had emigrated there and he lived with them for a while and wrote Puckoon in their house. He called the place "the world's only above-ground cemetery" but they still celebrate him and they have named a bridge after him.

False equivalence. The reason for playing a ball into space is so that one of our players can get on the end of it. There’s no point in playing a ball into space if it’s going to get picked up by the opposition.

Quite so. Zones don’t score goals, players do.

You really must learn more about statistics. They have no place in football.

I think you’re being a bit unkind there. To pigshit.