Whitey Grandad

Not important to him.

He’d probably do well at Eastleigh.

I’ve tried that. It didn’t work. Prick. Go and pick on somebody else.

If you call than success I would hate to see failure. Oh. I just have.

Let’s wait and see. I don’t think I will renew if the prices stay the same. Since we were ejected from our central seats and displaced from the neighbours that we had known for decades I have no special affiliation with where we are now. There’s always a few games that we can’t go to over the season and We will always be able to get tickets should we fancy going but to be honest. I can’t be arsed.

Me, me, me.

Someone who knows what he is doing.

And so am I but that doesn't mean that I could do a good job of managing Southampton. It's survivability bias of course. We never hear about the inexperienced ones who never make it.

For the first time in a long while I just don't care.

Your wish is granted.

We have to win all three games to have even a glimmer of a hope. Not a chance. If we don't win today we shall be down before 5 o'clock. Relax and accept the inevitable.

What has Bree done to upset Selles? I think we should play him so that we can begin to prepare for next season.

To me, “inexperienced” means “don’t know what they’re doing”

The latest arrangements with the north car park closed off we’re introduced after the perceived problems during the game against Man United last season (?).

Some of us are old enough to remember when there was no segregation.

You’re right! it is crazy.

It’s to do with the layout of the concourses apparently although I can’t believe it would be difficult to devise some sort of partitioning.

Not true.

That 8th under Puel was not comparable to the others. Remind us again, how many points was it?

You leave our donkey out of this. What has he ever done to annoy you? Apart from playing like shit at Forest.

Indeed it is. Still only 31

Why we should sign him and then not play him.

Phew! That’s all right then.

That has already gone. The ship has sailed and is way over the horizon. The train has left and is already in a different country. The waggon train departed days ago and there isn’t even a dust cloud left behind. Need I go on?

From what little I’ve seen of him he looked solid if unspectacular. Which is exactly what we have needed. None of this ‘too clever by half’ experimental stuff.