Whitey Grandad

I couldn’t really enjoy that until the final whistle went. Forster brilliant, sign him up please. Perraud, Lyanco outstanding. Long did exactly what he was sent on for. Put himself about a nit and won a couple of free kicks. The stadium announcer was playing ’Stayin Alive’ after the game, presumably referring to our Premier League survival.

Was he injured at Norwich? You must have been watching a different McCarthy.

Shout

We already have.

The big question is… do we all panic now or shall we panic later? 😱

Tesco’s at Bursledon had no fuel yesterday afternoon. Best rush round there now and start queueing.

Unbelievable

Some of the replies are worth seeing too.

Just because the seat has been sold doesn't necessarily mean that someone will be sitting in it for all sorts of reasons. I Think "thousands" is stretching it a bit far.

Yes, great fun but nothing to do with real football. Neither side was blameless.

His wife didn't want to leave the area. I believe he had an offer from West Ham.

Discipline? They were going down all over the pitch with fake injuries.

Forensic is a dirty little cheat though. He hardly got touched yet he managed to roll over a few times just so that he could end up on the pitch.

I never knew that we were at war?

If we did you can bet it would rain

I just wish he’d stick to a winning formula once he’s found it instead of tinkering just for the sake of it.

It also doesn't take into account that any individual chance might have been created by that particular striker. Someone 7ft tall is going to get more heading chances than someone who is 5ft 2"

In the olden days they always used to say that goals were scored from one in six chances typically. In Saints' case make that one in twenty. Does XG take into account the name of the team that's playing?

Russia wanted to keep Ukraine as a buffer against NATO and the west. Doesn’t the same apply the other way?

Yeah, obviously fake. I’m surprised anybody would fall for that.

Their sixth goal involved three shots in succession the first two of which were saved brilliantly by Forster before Mount slammed home the third. How does XG handle a situation like that since Mount was only able to latch onto the loose ball as a direct result of the previous two shots?

But then we’d have nothing to talk about

So what’s the problem with that?

He should never have been appointed. Dreadful anti-football. I’d rather watch my toenails grow.

No I’m not. No it wasn’t. Unless you count success as sending everybody off to sleep and driving all your customers away.