Whitey Grandad

Ok, ta.

Our two concessions arrived today. For those that asked, there are no names on them and the only indication that they are concessions is that (presumably) the perforated end has been torn off.

No they can't. Online purchase only, I'm afraid.

We are a work in progress and we have been unlucky with injuries.

They don't benefit the club in any way. And clean up your mouth. There's no need for such foul language.

Not financially. Not at all. Seriously.

How do away games benefit the club?

Ok. Home attendance seems better than most systems to me.

Er... if he has a release clause of any kind then he must be under contract and therefore not eligible to join us outside the transfer window?

I think the restriction is only to control the number of STs logging on in the first couple of days. Every ST holder who wants a ticket can get one.

It certainly would. Last home game before the final and all that.

It's always worth clearing your cookies for this website as that sometimes breaks the loop. I have faound that this can work on other ticketing sites. Or it may be something to do with Java on Safari. Settings > Safari > Advanced > Website data "Clearing cookies from a specific website is helpful if you are having issues with a single website, but you don't want all of your usernames and passwords cleared from all the other websites you visit. You can delete cookies from a specific website by going into the Advanced settings at the bottom of the Safari settings. In the Advanced tab, choose Website Data. If it isn't on the first page, you can choose 'Show All Sites' to get the full list. You can swipe your finger from right to left on the website's name to reveal a delete button. When you tap the delete button, the data from that website will be removed. If you have trouble deleting data by swiping, you can make the process easier by tapping the Edit button at the top of the screen. This puts a red circle with a minus sign next to each website. Tapping this button will reveal the Delete button, which you must tap to confirm your choice. You can also remove all website data by tapping the link at the bottom of the list."

Yes. Kirstenbosch is beautiful and we used a very good local guide for two days who showed us the sights and took us on a tour of the vineyards. Unless you'd rather watch the football?

Callum Wilson is out for the rest of the season with damaged knee ligaments.

No it's not. The nearest anagram is "miles real"

Anch'io

Nasty little sh!t (Not you Shroppie)

The website wait time is down to less than 2 minutes at the moment

Yes. Just click on the block and up comes a layout of indivdual seats. You have to move the red 'window' around to look for seats within that block. Take careful note of which is the pitch side.

The system seemed to work well for me. The only criticism was that I had to keep trying various areas of the stadium until I found a couple of seats together which involved a bit of going backwards and forwards. I would recommend not using Safari on an iPad. I have had problems on several ticketing systems with it.

FFS Of course I'm not serious

Barry Gabbiadini?

Then you'll probably miss kick-off

The corporates take a big lump. The clubs get somewhere north of 31,000 each

I shall be online for our two tickets as soon as is practical. I would prefer near the halfway line and not too far back but not to low down. Just right would be ideal. My first trip to Wembley was back in the 60s (?) with my dad to see Enfield Town play somebody or other and we sat on a wooden bench right in front of the Royal Box. Something like that would be good for this one