Whitey Grandad

Ranieri. You heard it here first

They can't even get the accent on his name right, there are three versions in there somewhere and the €35m refers to Falcao, I believe. In any case, it all hangs on Mourinho still being there next month.

It should all settle into some sort of balance eventually.

They do a boat trip round the canals. There are chocolate, lace and chip shops everywhere. Trappist beer if you haven't tried it before. If you have you probably won't try it again. Walk about a lot and explore, it's a great place.

Which season was that?

Throttles

Maybe, but it all comes down to the money. As Kieman might say, 'too expensive'.

I stopped at 'Loud Whitey Lie'

Aren't we loaned up to our limit?

Leave it. It's not worth it.

Forks? Short for 'for f***'s sake'

Austin scores his second, now QPR 2-2 Brighton

Austin scores for QPR.

He would but I think we need more than that, much more.

Underwhelmed

Flabby Gabby could be available in January, not that I'm advocating him. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3360070/Remi-Garde-listen-offers-Gabby-Agbonlahor-forward-s-10-year-spell-Aston-Villa-end-January.html

I would love it, love it. They might even win the Champions League on the way down.

Yes, you're absolutely right

Unless we want to sell him to Spuds so he would need to put in a good performance?

Our neighbours to the east? I don't expect such a match any time soon.

I have spent quite a bit of time there and know some of the language and I have always found them pleasant to deal with. At first the cleanliness and regularity se ms quite appealing but after a while you long for a bit of u**** grass verge or some sign of eccentricity and it can come as a relief when you reach Germany. We can learn a lot from their design philosophy but we don't need to slavishly follow it. I didn't like the Midtjylland style of football though and wouldn't want to watch that every week but I always support any team that are playing Man Utd.

I don't think you'd get what you want for the amount that you'd get.

We can but hope

You hide it well.

Very good, but shouldn't it be: Boom boom boom boom!