Whitey Grandad

Yes he is. I swear he doesn't do his MOTD commentary live but adds it later in the studio. Some of his comments just before an incident seem thought out beforehand to me.

I thought Pellè's air shot was better. 8.5 for artistic merit.

Never a better time to sing 'Jose Fonte, baby', surely?

Bring me the head of Dejan Lovren.

You forgot to mention 'games at 3 o'clock on a Saturday afternoon'

Yes, I agree with both of you.

We've got 21 points after 16 games, we are exactly where we deserve to be.

It doesn't matter, just so long as we pick up the points. Is it better to beat the team at the top and lose to the bottom or the other way around? Or does it not make any difference?

But Bournemouth have beaten Man Utd and are below us in the table. Maybe the teams we have beaten are below us in the table because we have beaten them.all that matters is getting points no matter where we get them from.

I'm not sure what the point is, to be honest.

I think Dalek and RK are one and the same person.

I don't car who we beat as long as we beat somebody. We don't get any more points for beating a team from the top half of the table.

The next 22 games, perhaps.

3 goals ought to do it.

Exciting? Even when Saints are playing?

I saw it carved in hieroglyphics on a pyramid in Egypt.

And the legal aspects get quite involved... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/managers/jose-mourinho/12056756/Jose-Mourinho-sacking-means-Eva-Carneiro-could-make-dramatic-return-to-Chelsea.html

Was it Alan Ball who said that he was trying to give his team a pep talk and then realised that it was a waste of time because he was talking to a bunch of multi-millionaires.

Arsenal

Not unless they win it this year.

This is where it all went Pete Tong:

I wish I could fail so spectacularly.

CHDAJFU?

Ranieri to Chelsea. You know it makes sense

This is the key point. He dithered because he didn't know what to do. There's a bit about Guardiola and his methods in the Mail today, one sentence stood out for me: 'Every drill is rooted in a match situation with Guardiola's sole aim to give the players so many options that it becomes impossible for something to happen to him in a game that he is not prepared for.' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3363189/Pep-Guardiola-pass-master-set-cast-spell-Premier-League-convince-new-players-philosophy.html Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook