Whitey Grandad

Hi Eric, we'll be thinking of all you expats today Sunday 30 November 2014 Southampton v Man City REFEREEMike Jones ASST. REF. 1. R West ASST. REF. 2 A Nunn 4TH OFFICIAL P Dowd

Bartosz Bialkowski keeps a clean sheet as Ipswich win 1-0 at Charlton.

The enforcement of the breathalyser law has been delayed due to concerns over the accuracy of the testing kits, having said that they're cheap and you can buy them in the ferry. In Germany on autobahns with no speed restriction keep an eye on your rear-view mirror because they can be up your backside flashing their lights before you know it.

American innit. But you're right.

Agents' fees are normally paid by the buying club on permanent transfers at around 10% which would equate to around £28m spent on players. i don't know what happens with loans.

I thought Barcelona were La Liga's Southampton???

No, I just think it'll go pear-shaped all the time.

Indded he is and he always was. He didn't need to spend a couple of million to prove it, but it strengthens his case.

You see, that's the clever part. Make sure there is some verisimilitude and you can't go wrong. "For the reasons given I am satisfied at least on the balance of probabilities that Mr Mitchell did speak the words alleged or something so close to them as to amount to the same including the politically toxic word 'pleb'." which is all that is needed in these cases. This should never have got this far but nobody comes out of it with a clean record. Someone leaked this alleged exchange and fabricated elements of the story, such as members of the public being present and being 'visibly shocked'.

Have you tried ebay? http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_sacat=0&_nkw=voice+recorder&_sop=15

Not at the moment he isn't.

I don't like bouncers. They're not cricket. The aim of the game is to hit the wicket, not the batsman.

True, it caused problems for Man Utd too if I recall.

Toby seemed to actually run away from the incident. Once he'd seen Forster he could have kept going as cover.

Housebreaking during the daytime, I thought.

Of course - good point that I had overlooked.

Yes, that's what I meant. It was 'hit and hope' all night.

I'm sure everybody noticed. Does anyone know why?

I can't disagree with any of that. It was a misjudgment made in a fraction of a second. At least it wasn't an error of ego.

At home to Chelsea?

Toby seemed to underestimate it, but surely he would have been warned before the game?

I can't disagree with any of that. It was a misjudgment made in a fraction of a second. At least it wasn't an error of ego.

Indeed he did. It happened ight beneath me and you could see him hitting the ground in frustration. Good luck to him, wherever he goes.

Close enough. He'll be back in the team soon enough

According to the Mail, last night was the first time that we have ever started with a team of full internationals in our entire history.